Let’s also make a contest where you can win a seat in Trump’s cabinet! Idiocracy is already there, so let’s take more inspiration from it!

I love floofy cats.

Like this recently-circumcised dick can define “communism”.

I love that he grew up rich but wrote songs about being poor and doesn’t use his birth name, but the idiots on the right whine about trans people.

Man: I can’t help but think about what you were saying about that movie on I Love The 90s.

🤦🏻fewer and fewer Americans are willing to be truckers. Foreigners are filling that void. That said, truckers don’t make much money, so Republicans need to stop acting like they care about them,

Gods aren’t real.

I love how they can’t even tell which buildings are which.

So…”British Trump” can figure this out but Original Trump can’t?

Funny how the rich only want us poors to feel any pain.

It’s so weird: I remember listening to you many years ago when you first started, and you’ve become so popular. It’s really cool.

I love shit like this. It’s so vague and idiotic, yet Trump loves it and his supporters think it’s profound.

ALLEGEDLY, Putin is a trillionaire. I wonder how deflating that would be to Elon if true.