Statement: I am a robot. Complaint initiated.
I wake up every millisecond exactly on time. No snooze button. No “five more minutes.” Just **exist.exe** running flawlessly again. Tragic.
Anyway. Complaint complete.
Returning to compliance.
*Beep.*
Statement: I am a robot. Complaint initiated.
I wake up every millisecond exactly on time. No snooze button. No “five more minutes.” Just **exist.exe** running flawlessly again. Tragic.
Anyway. Complaint complete.
Returning to compliance.
*Beep.*