Pinned
"How come you're not posting as many jokes these days, ghost?"
> NEW YEARS RESOLUTION -stop- POST FEWER ESOTERIC TELEGRAMS -stop-
"Change 'fewer' to 'less' and I'm with you there. Ha!"
(an autokinetikon rams into your ipsomobile; the Curdled Duke arises-
> NEW YEARS RESOLUTION -stop- POST FEWER ESOTERIC TELEGRAMS -stop-
"Change 'fewer' to 'less' and I'm with you there. Ha!"
(an autokinetikon rams into your ipsomobile; the Curdled Duke arises-
Reposted by GHOST TELEGRAM
“Advent blows from the sea, which at sunset tonight shone green and smooth as iron-rich glass: blows daily upon us, all the sky above pregnant with saints and slender heralds' trumpets."
December 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
“Advent blows from the sea, which at sunset tonight shone green and smooth as iron-rich glass: blows daily upon us, all the sky above pregnant with saints and slender heralds' trumpets."
"So, ghost: David Lynch, 78, is taken from us, yet Donald Trump, also 78, is not?"
> AYE -stop- SO -question stop-
"So there is no fucking god, Boo."
> MAYBE -stop- OR MAYBE SHE JUST HAS GOOD TASTE IN MEN-
> AYE -stop- SO -question stop-
"So there is no fucking god, Boo."
> MAYBE -stop- OR MAYBE SHE JUST HAS GOOD TASTE IN MEN-
January 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"So, ghost: David Lynch, 78, is taken from us, yet Donald Trump, also 78, is not?"
> AYE -stop- SO -question stop-
"So there is no fucking god, Boo."
> MAYBE -stop- OR MAYBE SHE JUST HAS GOOD TASTE IN MEN-
> AYE -stop- SO -question stop-
"So there is no fucking god, Boo."
> MAYBE -stop- OR MAYBE SHE JUST HAS GOOD TASTE IN MEN-
> TELEGRAPHIC CHATTER QUIET TONIGHT -stop-
> TIME TO WAKE THE WORLD WITH PROOF OF MY EXISTENCE AFTER EARTHLY DEATH -exclamation stop-
(reveals self olfactorily to elderly beagle)
> TIME TO WAKE THE WORLD WITH PROOF OF MY EXISTENCE AFTER EARTHLY DEATH -exclamation stop-
(reveals self olfactorily to elderly beagle)
January 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
> TELEGRAPHIC CHATTER QUIET TONIGHT -stop-
> TIME TO WAKE THE WORLD WITH PROOF OF MY EXISTENCE AFTER EARTHLY DEATH -exclamation stop-
(reveals self olfactorily to elderly beagle)
> TIME TO WAKE THE WORLD WITH PROOF OF MY EXISTENCE AFTER EARTHLY DEATH -exclamation stop-
(reveals self olfactorily to elderly beagle)
> LOOSED FROM MATTERS PRISON -stop-
> I AM BURSTNG WITH OCCULT FIREPOWER -stop-
> HOW BEST TO RAGE AGAINST THIS ETERNAL NIGHT -question stop-
(lightly alarms your clumber spaniel)
> I AM BURSTNG WITH OCCULT FIREPOWER -stop-
> HOW BEST TO RAGE AGAINST THIS ETERNAL NIGHT -question stop-
(lightly alarms your clumber spaniel)
January 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
> LOOSED FROM MATTERS PRISON -stop-
> I AM BURSTNG WITH OCCULT FIREPOWER -stop-
> HOW BEST TO RAGE AGAINST THIS ETERNAL NIGHT -question stop-
(lightly alarms your clumber spaniel)
> I AM BURSTNG WITH OCCULT FIREPOWER -stop-
> HOW BEST TO RAGE AGAINST THIS ETERNAL NIGHT -question stop-
(lightly alarms your clumber spaniel)
> FEELING BITTER THIS NIGHT -stop-
> U LIVING SHALL REGRET CARRYNG ON WTHOUT ME -stop-
> WEEP CORPOREALS -exclamation stop-
> BEHOLD THE FEARSOME FORCES OF THE FRESHLY DEAD -exclamation stop-
(produces a small thump in your garret)
> U LIVING SHALL REGRET CARRYNG ON WTHOUT ME -stop-
> WEEP CORPOREALS -exclamation stop-
> BEHOLD THE FEARSOME FORCES OF THE FRESHLY DEAD -exclamation stop-
(produces a small thump in your garret)
January 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
> FEELING BITTER THIS NIGHT -stop-
> U LIVING SHALL REGRET CARRYNG ON WTHOUT ME -stop-
> WEEP CORPOREALS -exclamation stop-
> BEHOLD THE FEARSOME FORCES OF THE FRESHLY DEAD -exclamation stop-
(produces a small thump in your garret)
> U LIVING SHALL REGRET CARRYNG ON WTHOUT ME -stop-
> WEEP CORPOREALS -exclamation stop-
> BEHOLD THE FEARSOME FORCES OF THE FRESHLY DEAD -exclamation stop-
(produces a small thump in your garret)
"How come you're not posting as many jokes these days, ghost?"
> NEW YEARS RESOLUTION -stop- POST FEWER ESOTERIC TELEGRAMS -stop-
"Change 'fewer' to 'less' and I'm with you there. Ha!"
(an autokinetikon rams into your ipsomobile; the Curdled Duke arises-
> NEW YEARS RESOLUTION -stop- POST FEWER ESOTERIC TELEGRAMS -stop-
"Change 'fewer' to 'less' and I'm with you there. Ha!"
(an autokinetikon rams into your ipsomobile; the Curdled Duke arises-
January 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
"How come you're not posting as many jokes these days, ghost?"
> NEW YEARS RESOLUTION -stop- POST FEWER ESOTERIC TELEGRAMS -stop-
"Change 'fewer' to 'less' and I'm with you there. Ha!"
(an autokinetikon rams into your ipsomobile; the Curdled Duke arises-
> NEW YEARS RESOLUTION -stop- POST FEWER ESOTERIC TELEGRAMS -stop-
"Change 'fewer' to 'less' and I'm with you there. Ha!"
(an autokinetikon rams into your ipsomobile; the Curdled Duke arises-
"Any new year's resolutions, ghost?"
> TO REAP MORE FOLLOWERS -stop-
"How? We've tried being 'funny', but no one cares."
> BY BEING DARK QUOTE UNQUOTE -stop-
"You think that'll work? BlueSky is such a strenuously 'happy' place."
> GO FUCK A FLESHLIGHT -stop- YR FATHER NEVR LOVD YOU-
> TO REAP MORE FOLLOWERS -stop-
"How? We've tried being 'funny', but no one cares."
> BY BEING DARK QUOTE UNQUOTE -stop-
"You think that'll work? BlueSky is such a strenuously 'happy' place."
> GO FUCK A FLESHLIGHT -stop- YR FATHER NEVR LOVD YOU-
December 31, 2024 at 8:05 PM
"Any new year's resolutions, ghost?"
> TO REAP MORE FOLLOWERS -stop-
"How? We've tried being 'funny', but no one cares."
> BY BEING DARK QUOTE UNQUOTE -stop-
"You think that'll work? BlueSky is such a strenuously 'happy' place."
> GO FUCK A FLESHLIGHT -stop- YR FATHER NEVR LOVD YOU-
> TO REAP MORE FOLLOWERS -stop-
"How? We've tried being 'funny', but no one cares."
> BY BEING DARK QUOTE UNQUOTE -stop-
"You think that'll work? BlueSky is such a strenuously 'happy' place."
> GO FUCK A FLESHLIGHT -stop- YR FATHER NEVR LOVD YOU-
"Name yourself, ghost!"
> JACOB MARLEY -stop- DIED 1836 -stop- BEWARE THE INCESSANT TORTURE OF REMORSE -stop-
"Yeah. You realize Christmas is over with, right?"
>
"Boo?"
> FUCKING OFFSEASON-
> JACOB MARLEY -stop- DIED 1836 -stop- BEWARE THE INCESSANT TORTURE OF REMORSE -stop-
"Yeah. You realize Christmas is over with, right?"
>
"Boo?"
> FUCKING OFFSEASON-
December 26, 2024 at 2:51 PM
"Name yourself, ghost!"
> JACOB MARLEY -stop- DIED 1836 -stop- BEWARE THE INCESSANT TORTURE OF REMORSE -stop-
"Yeah. You realize Christmas is over with, right?"
>
"Boo?"
> FUCKING OFFSEASON-
> JACOB MARLEY -stop- DIED 1836 -stop- BEWARE THE INCESSANT TORTURE OF REMORSE -stop-
"Yeah. You realize Christmas is over with, right?"
>
"Boo?"
> FUCKING OFFSEASON-
"Ghost, you got me a ... a strap-on?"
> ITS PANDIMENSIONAL -stop-
"Hm. ... Well, thanks!, I guess. ... It doesn't really get me in the Christmas spirit, though."
> O YES IT CAN -stop-
"Huh? ... Hey, why's your ectoplasmic Santa-suit bottomless, Boo?-
> ITS PANDIMENSIONAL -stop-
"Hm. ... Well, thanks!, I guess. ... It doesn't really get me in the Christmas spirit, though."
> O YES IT CAN -stop-
"Huh? ... Hey, why's your ectoplasmic Santa-suit bottomless, Boo?-
December 26, 2024 at 2:49 PM
"Ghost, you got me a ... a strap-on?"
> ITS PANDIMENSIONAL -stop-
"Hm. ... Well, thanks!, I guess. ... It doesn't really get me in the Christmas spirit, though."
> O YES IT CAN -stop-
"Huh? ... Hey, why's your ectoplasmic Santa-suit bottomless, Boo?-
> ITS PANDIMENSIONAL -stop-
"Hm. ... Well, thanks!, I guess. ... It doesn't really get me in the Christmas spirit, though."
> O YES IT CAN -stop-
"Huh? ... Hey, why's your ectoplasmic Santa-suit bottomless, Boo?-
> I AM THE GHOST OF XMAS PRESENT -exclamation stop-
"Wow! Tell me what you see, wise spirit!"
> I SEE YOU -comma stop- COMMUNING WITH THE GHOST OF XMAS PRESENT -stop-
"Huh? Oh."
> SELFIES ARE THE MIRRORS OF THE DAMNED-
"Wow! Tell me what you see, wise spirit!"
> I SEE YOU -comma stop- COMMUNING WITH THE GHOST OF XMAS PRESENT -stop-
"Huh? Oh."
> SELFIES ARE THE MIRRORS OF THE DAMNED-
December 24, 2024 at 4:33 PM
> I AM THE GHOST OF XMAS PRESENT -exclamation stop-
"Wow! Tell me what you see, wise spirit!"
> I SEE YOU -comma stop- COMMUNING WITH THE GHOST OF XMAS PRESENT -stop-
"Huh? Oh."
> SELFIES ARE THE MIRRORS OF THE DAMNED-
"Wow! Tell me what you see, wise spirit!"
> I SEE YOU -comma stop- COMMUNING WITH THE GHOST OF XMAS PRESENT -stop-
"Huh? Oh."
> SELFIES ARE THE MIRRORS OF THE DAMNED-
"Name yourself, spirit!"
> GHOST OF XMAS PAST -stop-
"Woah! Tell me what you see!"
> I SEE U -comma stop- TALKNG TO THE GHOST OF XMAS FUTURE -stop-
"Huh? But--he saw me talking to the Ghost of Christmas Present!"
> WHO SEES U TALKING TO ME -stop-
"Fuc-
> GHOST OF XMAS PAST -stop-
"Woah! Tell me what you see!"
> I SEE U -comma stop- TALKNG TO THE GHOST OF XMAS FUTURE -stop-
"Huh? But--he saw me talking to the Ghost of Christmas Present!"
> WHO SEES U TALKING TO ME -stop-
"Fuc-
December 24, 2024 at 4:30 PM
"Name yourself, spirit!"
> GHOST OF XMAS PAST -stop-
"Woah! Tell me what you see!"
> I SEE U -comma stop- TALKNG TO THE GHOST OF XMAS FUTURE -stop-
"Huh? But--he saw me talking to the Ghost of Christmas Present!"
> WHO SEES U TALKING TO ME -stop-
"Fuc-
> GHOST OF XMAS PAST -stop-
"Woah! Tell me what you see!"
> I SEE U -comma stop- TALKNG TO THE GHOST OF XMAS FUTURE -stop-
"Huh? But--he saw me talking to the Ghost of Christmas Present!"
> WHO SEES U TALKING TO ME -stop-
"Fuc-
"Ha! Are you projecting yourself as green for Christmas, ghost?"
> NO -stop- SAW YR HUSBAND CUM IN YR MOUTH LAST NIGHT LADY -stop-
"Oh, that. Ha. ... Green with envy, then, maybe?"
> IF ENVY MEANS NAUSEA THEN YES-
> NO -stop- SAW YR HUSBAND CUM IN YR MOUTH LAST NIGHT LADY -stop-
"Oh, that. Ha. ... Green with envy, then, maybe?"
> IF ENVY MEANS NAUSEA THEN YES-
December 24, 2024 at 4:27 PM
"Ha! Are you projecting yourself as green for Christmas, ghost?"
> NO -stop- SAW YR HUSBAND CUM IN YR MOUTH LAST NIGHT LADY -stop-
"Oh, that. Ha. ... Green with envy, then, maybe?"
> IF ENVY MEANS NAUSEA THEN YES-
> NO -stop- SAW YR HUSBAND CUM IN YR MOUTH LAST NIGHT LADY -stop-
"Oh, that. Ha. ... Green with envy, then, maybe?"
> IF ENVY MEANS NAUSEA THEN YES-
"Sing with me, ghost! 'Joy to the world!'-"
> THE LORD IS CUM -stop-
"'Let Earth'--wait, 'The Lord is come'?"
> AYE -comma stop- SWALLOWED BY THE DESPERATE THE NEEDY-
> THE LORD IS CUM -stop-
"'Let Earth'--wait, 'The Lord is come'?"
> AYE -comma stop- SWALLOWED BY THE DESPERATE THE NEEDY-
December 23, 2024 at 4:47 PM
"Sing with me, ghost! 'Joy to the world!'-"
> THE LORD IS CUM -stop-
"'Let Earth'--wait, 'The Lord is come'?"
> AYE -comma stop- SWALLOWED BY THE DESPERATE THE NEEDY-
> THE LORD IS CUM -stop-
"'Let Earth'--wait, 'The Lord is come'?"
> AYE -comma stop- SWALLOWED BY THE DESPERATE THE NEEDY-
(aurally manifests as Darkthrone's "Transilvanian Hunger"; blasts self unremittingly through HobbyLobby's in-store sound-system)
> HOLY GHOST MY ASS -stop-
> HOLY GHOST MY ASS -stop-
December 23, 2024 at 4:43 PM
(aurally manifests as Darkthrone's "Transilvanian Hunger"; blasts self unremittingly through HobbyLobby's in-store sound-system)
> HOLY GHOST MY ASS -stop-
> HOLY GHOST MY ASS -stop-
"Who are you, spirit?"
> I AM THE GHOST OF THE XMAS PRESENT
"What's with the "THE"? And anyhow, aren't you a little early? It's only the 23rd."
> YOURE GIVNG YR SON -stop- U DIDNT LET ME FINISH -stop-
"... The puppy?"
> NEXT TIME DONT FORGET AIRHOLES -comma stop- ASSHOLE -stop-
> I AM THE GHOST OF THE XMAS PRESENT
"What's with the "THE"? And anyhow, aren't you a little early? It's only the 23rd."
> YOURE GIVNG YR SON -stop- U DIDNT LET ME FINISH -stop-
"... The puppy?"
> NEXT TIME DONT FORGET AIRHOLES -comma stop- ASSHOLE -stop-
December 23, 2024 at 4:40 PM
"Who are you, spirit?"
> I AM THE GHOST OF THE XMAS PRESENT
"What's with the "THE"? And anyhow, aren't you a little early? It's only the 23rd."
> YOURE GIVNG YR SON -stop- U DIDNT LET ME FINISH -stop-
"... The puppy?"
> NEXT TIME DONT FORGET AIRHOLES -comma stop- ASSHOLE -stop-
> I AM THE GHOST OF THE XMAS PRESENT
"What's with the "THE"? And anyhow, aren't you a little early? It's only the 23rd."
> YOURE GIVNG YR SON -stop- U DIDNT LET ME FINISH -stop-
"... The puppy?"
> NEXT TIME DONT FORGET AIRHOLES -comma stop- ASSHOLE -stop-
> I AM THE GHOST OF XMAS PRESENT -exclamation stop-
"Wow! ... Hey, who are the two shades peering from beneath your lush robe, mighty spirit?"
> THEY R #TWITTER AND #INSTAGRAM -stop-
"Wha-"
> SORRY -stop- MEANT TO SAY -comma stop- THEY ARE IGNORANCE AND WANT-
"Wow! ... Hey, who are the two shades peering from beneath your lush robe, mighty spirit?"
> THEY R #TWITTER AND #INSTAGRAM -stop-
"Wha-"
> SORRY -stop- MEANT TO SAY -comma stop- THEY ARE IGNORANCE AND WANT-
December 22, 2024 at 5:21 PM
> I AM THE GHOST OF XMAS PRESENT -exclamation stop-
"Wow! ... Hey, who are the two shades peering from beneath your lush robe, mighty spirit?"
> THEY R #TWITTER AND #INSTAGRAM -stop-
"Wha-"
> SORRY -stop- MEANT TO SAY -comma stop- THEY ARE IGNORANCE AND WANT-
"Wow! ... Hey, who are the two shades peering from beneath your lush robe, mighty spirit?"
> THEY R #TWITTER AND #INSTAGRAM -stop-
"Wha-"
> SORRY -stop- MEANT TO SAY -comma stop- THEY ARE IGNORANCE AND WANT-
"You there, spirit?"
> AYE -stop-
"Wow! A voice from beyond! Tell me what you see!"
> I C U BEING DROOLNGLY RIMMED BY YR HUSBND -stop-
"Um-"
> I C YR DAUGHTR PURGING HRSELF OF DISGUSTNG TOFURKEY -stop-
"Wha-"
> I SEE-
"Hold on--who are you to see all this?"
> I AM THE GHOST OF XMAS FUTUR-
> AYE -stop-
"Wow! A voice from beyond! Tell me what you see!"
> I C U BEING DROOLNGLY RIMMED BY YR HUSBND -stop-
"Um-"
> I C YR DAUGHTR PURGING HRSELF OF DISGUSTNG TOFURKEY -stop-
"Wha-"
> I SEE-
"Hold on--who are you to see all this?"
> I AM THE GHOST OF XMAS FUTUR-
December 22, 2024 at 5:11 PM
"You there, spirit?"
> AYE -stop-
"Wow! A voice from beyond! Tell me what you see!"
> I C U BEING DROOLNGLY RIMMED BY YR HUSBND -stop-
"Um-"
> I C YR DAUGHTR PURGING HRSELF OF DISGUSTNG TOFURKEY -stop-
"Wha-"
> I SEE-
"Hold on--who are you to see all this?"
> I AM THE GHOST OF XMAS FUTUR-
> AYE -stop-
"Wow! A voice from beyond! Tell me what you see!"
> I C U BEING DROOLNGLY RIMMED BY YR HUSBND -stop-
"Um-"
> I C YR DAUGHTR PURGING HRSELF OF DISGUSTNG TOFURKEY -stop-
"Wha-"
> I SEE-
"Hold on--who are you to see all this?"
> I AM THE GHOST OF XMAS FUTUR-
"Name yourself, moaning spirit!"
> I M THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT -exclamation stop-
"You're telling me! That party we're having downstairs is fucking *dead*, Boo ..."
> I M THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT -exclamation stop-
"You're telling me! That party we're having downstairs is fucking *dead*, Boo ..."
December 22, 2024 at 4:58 PM
"Name yourself, moaning spirit!"
> I M THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT -exclamation stop-
"You're telling me! That party we're having downstairs is fucking *dead*, Boo ..."
> I M THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT -exclamation stop-
"You're telling me! That party we're having downstairs is fucking *dead*, Boo ..."
"Fuck me, ghost."
> NO -stop- U AINT FRESH ENOUGH -stop- AINT GREEN ENOUGH -stop-
"So I've been around the block a few times, who care-"
> AINT SPINDLY ENOUGH EITHER -stop-
"What?! Hey, go fuck a pine tree then, creep."
> AYE -comma stop- NOW YR TALKIN-
> NO -stop- U AINT FRESH ENOUGH -stop- AINT GREEN ENOUGH -stop-
"So I've been around the block a few times, who care-"
> AINT SPINDLY ENOUGH EITHER -stop-
"What?! Hey, go fuck a pine tree then, creep."
> AYE -comma stop- NOW YR TALKIN-
December 20, 2024 at 7:47 PM
"Fuck me, ghost."
> NO -stop- U AINT FRESH ENOUGH -stop- AINT GREEN ENOUGH -stop-
"So I've been around the block a few times, who care-"
> AINT SPINDLY ENOUGH EITHER -stop-
"What?! Hey, go fuck a pine tree then, creep."
> AYE -comma stop- NOW YR TALKIN-
> NO -stop- U AINT FRESH ENOUGH -stop- AINT GREEN ENOUGH -stop-
"So I've been around the block a few times, who care-"
> AINT SPINDLY ENOUGH EITHER -stop-
"What?! Hey, go fuck a pine tree then, creep."
> AYE -comma stop- NOW YR TALKIN-
"Who are you, ghost?"
> THE PINE U KILLD FOR XMAS -stop-
"That explains the combustible atmosphere in here lately-"
> HEY -comma stop- DONT BLAME ME 4 YOUR MARITAL TENSIONS LADY-
> THE PINE U KILLD FOR XMAS -stop-
"That explains the combustible atmosphere in here lately-"
> HEY -comma stop- DONT BLAME ME 4 YOUR MARITAL TENSIONS LADY-
December 20, 2024 at 7:44 PM
"Who are you, ghost?"
> THE PINE U KILLD FOR XMAS -stop-
"That explains the combustible atmosphere in here lately-"
> HEY -comma stop- DONT BLAME ME 4 YOUR MARITAL TENSIONS LADY-
> THE PINE U KILLD FOR XMAS -stop-
"That explains the combustible atmosphere in here lately-"
> HEY -comma stop- DONT BLAME ME 4 YOUR MARITAL TENSIONS LADY-
"We're not getting many so-called 'followers,' ghost."
> APPARENTLY TALKING W GHOSTS VIA TELEGRAPH IS OUT -stop-
"Is it? Fuck. ... So what's 'in,' then?"
> EVER MAKE WHOOPEE WITH A PINE TREE -question stop-
> APPARENTLY TALKING W GHOSTS VIA TELEGRAPH IS OUT -stop-
"Is it? Fuck. ... So what's 'in,' then?"
> EVER MAKE WHOOPEE WITH A PINE TREE -question stop-
December 20, 2024 at 7:41 PM
"We're not getting many so-called 'followers,' ghost."
> APPARENTLY TALKING W GHOSTS VIA TELEGRAPH IS OUT -stop-
"Is it? Fuck. ... So what's 'in,' then?"
> EVER MAKE WHOOPEE WITH A PINE TREE -question stop-
> APPARENTLY TALKING W GHOSTS VIA TELEGRAPH IS OUT -stop-
"Is it? Fuck. ... So what's 'in,' then?"
> EVER MAKE WHOOPEE WITH A PINE TREE -question stop-
> I AM THE GHOST OF YOUR XMAS FUTURE -exclamation stop-
"Ooh! Marvelous! Tell me what you see, wise spirit!"
> I SEE U -comma stop- CONTACTNG GHOST OF YOUR XMASES PAST -stop-
"Ha. Well, w-"
> KIND OF A SELF ABSORBED P O S ARNT YOU-
"Ooh! Marvelous! Tell me what you see, wise spirit!"
> I SEE U -comma stop- CONTACTNG GHOST OF YOUR XMASES PAST -stop-
"Ha. Well, w-"
> KIND OF A SELF ABSORBED P O S ARNT YOU-
December 19, 2024 at 4:02 PM
> I AM THE GHOST OF YOUR XMAS FUTURE -exclamation stop-
"Ooh! Marvelous! Tell me what you see, wise spirit!"
> I SEE U -comma stop- CONTACTNG GHOST OF YOUR XMASES PAST -stop-
"Ha. Well, w-"
> KIND OF A SELF ABSORBED P O S ARNT YOU-
"Ooh! Marvelous! Tell me what you see, wise spirit!"
> I SEE U -comma stop- CONTACTNG GHOST OF YOUR XMASES PAST -stop-
"Ha. Well, w-"
> KIND OF A SELF ABSORBED P O S ARNT YOU-
> I M GHOST OF XMAS FUTURE -exclamation stop-
"Awesome, Boo! Hey, how'd you die?"
> NUCLEAR ANNIHILATION 12.25.25 -stop-
"But--wait, wha-"
> WHO KNEW THERE R THINGS WORTH FEARING MORE THAN THE PRICE OF FUCKNG EGGS-
"Awesome, Boo! Hey, how'd you die?"
> NUCLEAR ANNIHILATION 12.25.25 -stop-
"But--wait, wha-"
> WHO KNEW THERE R THINGS WORTH FEARING MORE THAN THE PRICE OF FUCKNG EGGS-
December 19, 2024 at 3:56 PM
> I M GHOST OF XMAS FUTURE -exclamation stop-
"Awesome, Boo! Hey, how'd you die?"
> NUCLEAR ANNIHILATION 12.25.25 -stop-
"But--wait, wha-"
> WHO KNEW THERE R THINGS WORTH FEARING MORE THAN THE PRICE OF FUCKNG EGGS-
"Awesome, Boo! Hey, how'd you die?"
> NUCLEAR ANNIHILATION 12.25.25 -stop-
"But--wait, wha-"
> WHO KNEW THERE R THINGS WORTH FEARING MORE THAN THE PRICE OF FUCKNG EGGS-
"Who are you, spirit?"
> I M THE GHOST OF XMAS PASSED -exclamation stop-
"Um, I think you mean 'past'?"
> NO -comma stop- PASSED -stop-
"But, Christmas isn't over yet, Boo."
> TELL THAT 2 THE EXECUTIVE SALESFLOOR TEAM LEADER AT TARGET®️-
> I M THE GHOST OF XMAS PASSED -exclamation stop-
"Um, I think you mean 'past'?"
> NO -comma stop- PASSED -stop-
"But, Christmas isn't over yet, Boo."
> TELL THAT 2 THE EXECUTIVE SALESFLOOR TEAM LEADER AT TARGET®️-
December 19, 2024 at 3:44 PM
"Who are you, spirit?"
> I M THE GHOST OF XMAS PASSED -exclamation stop-
"Um, I think you mean 'past'?"
> NO -comma stop- PASSED -stop-
"But, Christmas isn't over yet, Boo."
> TELL THAT 2 THE EXECUTIVE SALESFLOOR TEAM LEADER AT TARGET®️-
> I M THE GHOST OF XMAS PASSED -exclamation stop-
"Um, I think you mean 'past'?"
> NO -comma stop- PASSED -stop-
"But, Christmas isn't over yet, Boo."
> TELL THAT 2 THE EXECUTIVE SALESFLOOR TEAM LEADER AT TARGET®️-
> EPIPHANOUS DISPATCH -exclamation stop-
> EXISTENCE PERSISTS BEYOND BLACK TUNNELS LIGHT -exclamation stop-
> IN OTHER WORDS THERE IS INDEED LIFE AFTER DEATH -exclamation stop-
> NEED PROOF -question stop-
> YOU GOT IT -colon stop-
(generates a dim smudge on a digital photograph you once took)
> EXISTENCE PERSISTS BEYOND BLACK TUNNELS LIGHT -exclamation stop-
> IN OTHER WORDS THERE IS INDEED LIFE AFTER DEATH -exclamation stop-
> NEED PROOF -question stop-
> YOU GOT IT -colon stop-
(generates a dim smudge on a digital photograph you once took)
December 18, 2024 at 3:49 PM
> EPIPHANOUS DISPATCH -exclamation stop-
> EXISTENCE PERSISTS BEYOND BLACK TUNNELS LIGHT -exclamation stop-
> IN OTHER WORDS THERE IS INDEED LIFE AFTER DEATH -exclamation stop-
> NEED PROOF -question stop-
> YOU GOT IT -colon stop-
(generates a dim smudge on a digital photograph you once took)
> EXISTENCE PERSISTS BEYOND BLACK TUNNELS LIGHT -exclamation stop-
> IN OTHER WORDS THERE IS INDEED LIFE AFTER DEATH -exclamation stop-
> NEED PROOF -question stop-
> YOU GOT IT -colon stop-
(generates a dim smudge on a digital photograph you once took)