@hulu you’re dead to me

My 12 yo niece said she’s going to play No One Mourns the Wicked at my funeral.

Coworker: I saw the most gruesome movie this week and thought of you.

Me: :)

Me if I see one more person say “It’s just a rip off of Dracula!”

Like duh?!

My unpopular opinion: There are more bad Thanksgiving foods than good ones. Turkey isn’t that good. Yams are gross. Green bean casserole? Get outta here.

Does Moo Deng have one of these?

I got this in lieu of twitter but I never really used my twitter… so I guess I’m just here to say I won’t have much to say. I literally just figured out TikTok.

I forgot my glasses and contacts today. I’m an accountant. Hope your 4s don’t look like 9s.