Until more people appear on this platform, I declare myself the greatest battle rapper on Bluesky.

I present evidence.

A week or so ago, I watched @queerbuccaneer.gay on stream playing a janky, charming, quintessentially British indie game about running a chip shop.

We were unexpectedly hooked.

Tonight at 7, we're back - and we might figure out how to make mushy peas this time.

twitch.tv/queerbuccaneer

Oh, would you look at that - I'm main eventing again.

This is the year I kill your favourites.

TOMORROW. 8:30PM GMT.

Ahead of our rematch next week, me and longtime rival/teammate/mortal enemy KINGSLEE THUNDER will be having a mini-faceoff while rewatching our FIRST match from the 2022 Academy.

And if he's NOT A COWARD, we'll watch his tryout battle as well.

Started a new series - myself & guests sit down and watch our very first rap battles, talking about what led us there and how we prepped.

I couldn't have asked for a better first guest than Hall of Famer, former Champ, everyone's Uncle - TONY D.

#VTuber #battlerap

www.youtube.com/live/TPkQ5oV...

Most active, two years running.

Might actually break into Top 10 in the country this year. Hell yeah.

This week - the first of a weekly stream series - where me and guests watch their own tryout battle, sharing what they remember about the process and how far they've come since.

I'll be breaking down my own, as Coopar tells the story of facing someone he STILL hasn't met.

Seen some interesting takes on the timeline yesterday.

Truthfully I'm long overdue to have a test stream to see how well this setup/Vtuber rig/my internet works live - and I feel relatively qualified to chat about this. So let's chat about it.

Live tonight, 8:30pm GMT.

Always said my goal was to leave Earth.

In 2025, I'm gonna give this whole 'content creation' thing a go. Livestreaming obscure games, obsessively analysing kids shows, breaking down my battles and writing process.

Whatever trash I feel like doing.

#Vtuber | #ENVtuber

Almost done making stream assets and fine tuning the details so it can actually tell when I have my eyes open but man, this whole VTubing thing ain't bad.

Last Saturday, I battled one of the best in the country.

Turns out I'm one of the best in the country too.

Struggled trying to think of what bars to subtitle for this because there's almost too many highlights.

Ghast Buff vs. Continental Champion Bobby Rex on Patreon now.

I like to let my battles speak for myself. If people rate me, they rate me. If they don't, they don't.

But after this event, if I'm not in your Top 10 for Battler of the Year I genuinely don't know what I would have to do to get on there.

All I'm saying is watch the timeline.

Wrestler goes off script and shows brutality.

The best part of a burgeoning social media app is that I get to post all this stuff again as if it's brand new.

Hi new followers. I rhyme words really good.

I'm a ring announcer who honours our talent's requests and doesn't question what's on the cue card.

I seem to have been added to a Britwres starter pack or something.

Time to break out the classics for people who have no idea who I am.

I'm a ring announcer who doesn't leave the job half done.

having to rebuild a social following from scratch does not seem like fun so let's throw things at the wall and see what happens

perhaps bluesky has a lucrative clown demographic to tap in to