Geoff H.
@ghamilton33.bsky.social
Just a random dudebro. Married. World Traveler. Master's Degree.
Atlanta native. NC transplant.
Cigars. Whiskey. Sports.
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Atlanta native. NC transplant.
Cigars. Whiskey. Sports.
🏳️🌈🇺🇲
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Geoff H.
@ghamilton33.bsky.social
· Dec 16
Fun facts: I wear makeup on the weekends because it covers skin damage and looks great.
I have a skin care routine that includes an SPF50 lotion before I leave the house.
I use pomade and hair spray most mornings to keep my look intact.
I'm also masculine as fuck 😂
Buck stereotypes.
I have a skin care routine that includes an SPF50 lotion before I leave the house.
I use pomade and hair spray most mornings to keep my look intact.
I'm also masculine as fuck 😂
Buck stereotypes.
It's not a midlife crisis...it's just autism.
November 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
It's not a midlife crisis...it's just autism.
Not bad for 2 months from 40...
November 1, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Not bad for 2 months from 40...
Down 25lbs in the past year... 💪
October 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Down 25lbs in the past year... 💪
Little Friday flex and Cigar time...
October 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Little Friday flex and Cigar time...
Making breakfast. Y'all want any?
September 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Making breakfast. Y'all want any?
Listen. Barista.
If I want my Apple Cinnamon Latte hot...even if its already 70°F outside...thats my business 😂
Your judgements and side-eyes are not welcome in this house.
If I want my Apple Cinnamon Latte hot...even if its already 70°F outside...thats my business 😂
Your judgements and side-eyes are not welcome in this house.
September 25, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Listen. Barista.
If I want my Apple Cinnamon Latte hot...even if its already 70°F outside...thats my business 😂
Your judgements and side-eyes are not welcome in this house.
If I want my Apple Cinnamon Latte hot...even if its already 70°F outside...thats my business 😂
Your judgements and side-eyes are not welcome in this house.
The UK was fun. I miss it.
September 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
The UK was fun. I miss it.
Back from the UK..picked up this doofus on our way home home.
September 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Back from the UK..picked up this doofus on our way home home.
Sweet old lady (sees me in Uniform): Ohhhh. How long have you been in the service?
Me: going on 19 years ma'am.
Her: Awww thats wonderful. My husband did 30 years.
Me: oh wow that's awesome.
Her: yes...then at 62 he got a brain tumor and died :)
Me:
Me: going on 19 years ma'am.
Her: Awww thats wonderful. My husband did 30 years.
Me: oh wow that's awesome.
Her: yes...then at 62 he got a brain tumor and died :)
Me:
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August 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Sweet old lady (sees me in Uniform): Ohhhh. How long have you been in the service?
Me: going on 19 years ma'am.
Her: Awww thats wonderful. My husband did 30 years.
Me: oh wow that's awesome.
Her: yes...then at 62 he got a brain tumor and died :)
Me:
Me: going on 19 years ma'am.
Her: Awww thats wonderful. My husband did 30 years.
Me: oh wow that's awesome.
Her: yes...then at 62 he got a brain tumor and died :)
Me:
Coworker posted about their child starting back to school as a proud member of the Class of 2030 and my entire back gave out.
August 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Coworker posted about their child starting back to school as a proud member of the Class of 2030 and my entire back gave out.
Update: The facilitator actually said "Nah y'all" and ended the session early. 😂
They're doing roof work on the facility I'm sitting in and ALL of us are having PTSD ticks every time they slam and bang around above us.
😂🫠😂🫠😂🫠😂🫠😂🫠
😂🫠😂🫠😂🫠😂🫠😂🫠
August 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Update: The facilitator actually said "Nah y'all" and ended the session early. 😂
They're doing roof work on the facility I'm sitting in and ALL of us are having PTSD ticks every time they slam and bang around above us.
😂🫠😂🫠😂🫠😂🫠😂🫠
😂🫠😂🫠😂🫠😂🫠😂🫠
August 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM
They're doing roof work on the facility I'm sitting in and ALL of us are having PTSD ticks every time they slam and bang around above us.
😂🫠😂🫠😂🫠😂🫠😂🫠
😂🫠😂🫠😂🫠😂🫠😂🫠
Really just wanna lay by the pool and not have to adult this week....
August 18, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Really just wanna lay by the pool and not have to adult this week....
Protip.
If you see me at the gym...no you don't. If you dont fuck me or finance me, LMTFA when I'm lifting.
If you see me at the gym...no you don't. If you dont fuck me or finance me, LMTFA when I'm lifting.
August 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Protip.
If you see me at the gym...no you don't. If you dont fuck me or finance me, LMTFA when I'm lifting.
If you see me at the gym...no you don't. If you dont fuck me or finance me, LMTFA when I'm lifting.
Do I NEED to read all 335 pages of the final TITAN implosion report conducted by the USCG? No.
Am I going to tho? Yes.
As someone learned and advance degree'd in organizational leadership/culture as well as Emergency Management/Response... this is my Zen.
Am I going to tho? Yes.
As someone learned and advance degree'd in organizational leadership/culture as well as Emergency Management/Response... this is my Zen.
August 6, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Do I NEED to read all 335 pages of the final TITAN implosion report conducted by the USCG? No.
Am I going to tho? Yes.
As someone learned and advance degree'd in organizational leadership/culture as well as Emergency Management/Response... this is my Zen.
Am I going to tho? Yes.
As someone learned and advance degree'd in organizational leadership/culture as well as Emergency Management/Response... this is my Zen.
Not even 5% of the hat collection but at least we are slowing widdling it down.... 😂
August 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Not even 5% of the hat collection but at least we are slowing widdling it down.... 😂
0530 is legit too early but gym calls.
July 28, 2025 at 9:33 AM
0530 is legit too early but gym calls.
I like to go out of my way into downtown for an iced coffee from this quaint little cafe/shoppe.
Proceeds go to benefit victims of human trafficking, support services, and access to a women's shelter.
Because unlike SOME people in this country... I actually care about stopping human trafficking.
Proceeds go to benefit victims of human trafficking, support services, and access to a women's shelter.
Because unlike SOME people in this country... I actually care about stopping human trafficking.
July 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I like to go out of my way into downtown for an iced coffee from this quaint little cafe/shoppe.
Proceeds go to benefit victims of human trafficking, support services, and access to a women's shelter.
Because unlike SOME people in this country... I actually care about stopping human trafficking.
Proceeds go to benefit victims of human trafficking, support services, and access to a women's shelter.
Because unlike SOME people in this country... I actually care about stopping human trafficking.
Lowkey arm day cuz Sunday.
July 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Lowkey arm day cuz Sunday.
Dude. I,m not a Dad.
"Yeah? What're you listening to in the gym right now."
....shut up.
"Yeah? What're you listening to in the gym right now."
....shut up.
July 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Dude. I,m not a Dad.
"Yeah? What're you listening to in the gym right now."
....shut up.
"Yeah? What're you listening to in the gym right now."
....shut up.
I flex way too much but honestly business casual is awesome innit?
July 17, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I flex way too much but honestly business casual is awesome innit?
Still undefeated for the season in softball...
July 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Still undefeated for the season in softball...
It was a Glamping weekend.
July 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
It was a Glamping weekend.
Sitting down to write and then submitting a resume is the most nerve-racking thing I've done in 20 years, and I've literally been camping under an Iranian missile barrage.
July 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Sitting down to write and then submitting a resume is the most nerve-racking thing I've done in 20 years, and I've literally been camping under an Iranian missile barrage.
I was out in public for 2 hours between a quaint coffee shop and a SportClips.
Free-balling in Jorts.
Before I realized my fly was down the ENTIRE time.
Free-balling in Jorts.
Before I realized my fly was down the ENTIRE time.
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July 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I was out in public for 2 hours between a quaint coffee shop and a SportClips.
Free-balling in Jorts.
Before I realized my fly was down the ENTIRE time.
Free-balling in Jorts.
Before I realized my fly was down the ENTIRE time.