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GG's Happy Place
@ggsdadjokes.bsky.social
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A place for smiles, laughs & positive mindfulness.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It's ok, he woke up.

@thefunnytweeter.bsky.social #puns #jokeoftheday #funny
November 26, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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'Always bring out your inner child. Be young at heart everywhere you go. Truly I tell you - you will only be welcome at the kingdom of heaven if you change and become like little children.' (Matthew 18:2-3)

#BibleVerses #Jesus #VerseOfTheDay
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 AM
ggsdadjokes.bsky.social
What do you call a singer who can repair and alter clothing really really quickly?
Tailor Swift.

@thefunnytweeter.bsky.social #lol #dadjokes #dadjoke #TaylorSwift
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
ggsdadjokes.bsky.social
Never let anyone tell you what you can or cannot do. Just look at Beethoven - everyone told him he would never be a musician, just because he was deaf.
But did he listen?

@thefunnytweeter.bsky.social #funny #jokes #joke
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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There is currently a lot of heartache and sadness in the world right now. So if you have the power to make people happy, do it! The world needs more of that. 🙂 #ChooseKindness

#GoodVibes #inspirational #quotes
November 20, 2025 at 4:25 AM
ggsdadjokes.bsky.social
I've been thinking about taking up meditation.
I figure it's better than sitting around doing nothing.

@thefunnytweeter.bsky.social #dadjoke #puns #jokeoftheday
November 20, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Here I am playing 'No Tears Left To Cry' by Ariana Grande on the piano. 🙂 www.youtube.com/watch?v=at5n...

#NoTearsLeftToCry #ArianaGrande #keyboard #piano #PianoMusic #music #SongCovers #YouTubeVideo
Ariana Grande - No Tears Left To Cry (Piano Cover)
YouTube video by Thomas G
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November 19, 2025 at 5:43 AM
ggsdadjokes.bsky.social
I was at the bank this morning and I asked a man if he could check my balance.
So he pushed me over.

@thefunnytweeter.bsky.social #joke #lol #dadjokes
November 19, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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'Don't worry about anything; instead, pray about everything. Tell God what you need, and thank Him for all He has done.' (Philippians 4:6)

#VerseOfTheDay #God #Christianity
November 12, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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Today my 4 year old son said to me, 'Dad, can you put my shoes on?'
I replied, 'No, I don't think they'll fit me.'

@thefunnytweeter.bsky.social #jokeoftheday #funny #jokes
November 12, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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If you receive an email with the subject line 'Processed Canned Meat' - don't open it.
It's spam.

@thefunnytweeter.bsky.social #dadjokes #dadjoke #puns
November 10, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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Every struggle in your life has shaped you into the person you are today. Be thankful for the hard times; they can only make you stronger. 🙂

#BePositive #InspirationalQuotes #happy
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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Today my doctor said to me 'You're starting to lose your hearing.'
I said, 'Sorry what did you say?'

@thefunnytweeter.bsky.social #jokes #joke #lol
November 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Here I am getting gooey, sticky custard dumped all over me! It was so much fun. 🙂 www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm0A...

#slimed #gunged #messy #FoodFight #fun #HavingFun #YouTubeVideo
I Got Gooey, Sticky Custard Dumped All Over Me!! | Getting Slimed
YouTube video by Thomas G
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November 6, 2025 at 5:06 AM
ggsdadjokes.bsky.social
My job is so boring - all I do is crush cans all day.
It's soda pressing.

@thefunnytweeter.bsky.social #puns #jokeoftheday #funny
November 5, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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'The Lord hears His people when they call to Him for help. He rescues them from all their troubles. He consoles and comforts the brokenhearted, and saves those who are crushed in spirit.' (Psalm 34:17-18)

#Christianity #BibleVerses #Jesus
November 4, 2025 at 7:29 AM
ggsdadjokes.bsky.social
It's so easy to make my daughter's favorite dessert.
It's a piece of cake.

@thefunnytweeter.bsky.social #lol #dadjokes #dadjoke
November 3, 2025 at 5:39 AM
ggsdadjokes.bsky.social
I hate going to funerals at dawn.
I'm just not a mourning person.

@thefunnytweeter.bsky.social #funny #jokes #joke
November 3, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Some of you don't even realize how much you light up rooms and inspire people just by being yourself. You are literally so magnetic and you don't even realize it. You are amazing! Remember that. 🙂 #CelebrateLife

#quotes #happiness #QuoteOfTheDay
November 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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I was at a restaurant today, and the waiter asked me 'Do you want to hear today's special?'
I replied, 'Yes please.'
The waiter said, 'No worries. Today is special.'

@thefunnytweeter.bsky.social #dadjoke #puns #jokeoftheday
November 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Here I am singing 'Shake It Off' by Taylor Swift. 🙂 youtube.com/watch?v=B7DG...

#ShakeItOff #TaylorSwift #karaoke #singing #music #SongCovers #YouTubeVideo
Taylor Swift - Shake It Off - Worst Karaoke Singing Ever!
YouTube video by Thomas G
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November 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Humans are actually born with 4 kidneys.
When we grow up, 2 of them become adult knees.

@thefunnytweeter.bsky.social #joke #lol #dadjokes
October 31, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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'So do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will take care of itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own.' (Matthew 6:34)

#Jesus #VerseOfTheDay #God
October 31, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!

@thefunnytweeter.bsky.social #jokeoftheday #funny #jokes
October 29, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, 'You know, one would have been enough.'

@thefunnytweeter.bsky.social #dadjokes #dadjoke #puns
October 27, 2025 at 6:19 AM