In the words of Cher: I need to shoot my phone.

if a dystopian novel had a plot point where a rapidly-emerging virus was contracted by drinking unpasteurized milk and a good portion of society all started clamoring wildly for legislation to allow them to drink that milk we would all be like "ugh, little too on the nose"

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