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GasLyght, GateCrash, GirlBite Podcast
@gggcast.bsky.social
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A Magic: The Gathering Podcast for The Girls, The Gays, and The Giant Monster Enjoyers
Ft. @indominus-lux.bsky.social and @thelovelymedusa.bsky.social
Contact: ggg.pcast@gmail.com
Music By: @girldickenergy.bsky.social
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Etali Primal Conqueror
August 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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A slightly paraphrased snipped of this mornings yappings between @indominus-lux.bsky.social and @thelovelymedusa.bsky.social

Would YOU try to befriend a wild carnivorous dinosaur if you encountered one? 👀
A screenshot of a discord DM Lyght: *dense* Its wild to me that there are some men that unironically think they could beat a bear in a fight of just about any kind. If you start a sentence in reference to a 1000lb+ animal with "I could win if-" then you know what, go for it. Society would celebrate the loss of you. Medusa: Yeah I have a different type of toxicity Which is there is a part of my brain That truly believes a giant wild predator would just like my vibe and accept belly rubs and be my friend Which is 2000% the same type of unrealistic and annoying as option 1 Lyght: This is the top reason I think of you in reference to a character in Chaos Theory Medusa: GOD DAMNIT Is there some character in chaos theory that tries to do the lil HTTYD hand reach out bullshit and gets chomped? Lyght: ... Now, in her defense It works with her raptor pack Medusa: GOD DAMINT LYGHT IM NOT THAT STUPID
June 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Episode 4 is out! A GGG first, we had a guest in @sporef4g.bsky.social! Do you miss Tarkir? We talk about it! Do you wanna hear some sassy, sometimes *scathing* commentary on recent sets? Grab a drink, grab your busy-hobby, and take a listen 💗

Links below!
Gaslyght Gatecrash Girlbite A Magic The Gathering podcast for the girls, the gays, and the gaint monster enjoyers Spotify logo youtube logo Ep 4 Our First Guest! Ft. Jeremy (he/him)
June 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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So anyway, we saw Zenos
A screenshot of a discord convo where Lyght and Medusa are discussing Zenos yaw Galvus Lyght 3:53 PM was just looking at this guy Medusa, Sorceress Saint 3:53 PM fuck you in particular Do I make this deck and just call it "Lyght, you die" Lyght 3:54 PM Please Do Not Medusa, Sorceress Saint 3:54 PM Mwahahahahaha
May 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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When it comes to savaging your opponents with dragon based commander damage, do you prefer to cleave them in half in one* strike, like @indominus-lux.bsky.social? Or are you more like @thelovelymedusa.bsky.social, bending the rules of space-time JUST to make sure you clock them in the jaw properly?
A side-by side of Ureni, The Song Unending and Teval, Arbiter of Virtue. Ureni has pink laser eyes and is holding Embercleave, while Teval has teal laser eyes, several after images, and is pictured next to a variety of extra turn spells.
May 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Conversations to tag @iwriterobots.com over for 400
Discord convo screengrab Medusa: Lyght Lyght: Medusa Medusa: I haven't seen the 5th one (bayverse transformers movie) (laugh react) Is Quintessa Yknow Lyght: Yeah Medusa: ... Lyght: Very Medusa: Okay I mean I know Arcee is but that was literally never in question Lyght: Of course
March 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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March 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Attention: #MCChicago!
We are here! Despite every conceivable force trying yesterday to stop us!

If you see us, say hi! We will be looking for games later in the afternoon 🩷

@thelovelymedusa.bsky.social @indominus-lux.bsky.social
Medusa and Lyght
February 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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When the co hosts are *intensely* on the same wave length 😂
M: Lmfao You were in my dream last night L: Oh? M: We were on the island And theyd like, perfected the I Rex And I had to keep telling you it was like An absolutely terrible idea to go get a look at where she was nesting And I just couldnt get it through your head that this dino was gonna eat you, dumbass I dont even think you had, like, any reason Not like "oh I can tame it" L: Dream me is valid M: Just you being "Itll be fiiiiiine" L: omg im laughing so hard, I love this M: Yeah we treated the indom lmore like a nuisance tbh Like she had a big nest she slept in invisibly And every so often came into the camp and grawr grawr chase eat people And we werent rlly like, afraid Moreso just "God dammit, the indo got into our camp again" L: Im honestly jealous that you to have this dream and I didnt
February 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Good Morning!

Remember to brush your teeth! You can't use them to disembowel your prey if you don't take care of them!
The GGG cast logo with an allosaurus and tyrannosaurus both biting into microphones covered in splatters of purple and pink respectively, and the phrase Trans Rights Or I Bites is super imposed on the top and bottom border in a font similar to Jurassic Parks title
January 30, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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POV you invited both @indominus-lux.bsky.social and @thelovelymedusa.bsky.social to play EDH with you (they are bickering constantly while trying to eat you)
The red and blue Trexes from the third Jurassic Park arcade cabinet released in 2015
January 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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A Saturday repost! This time with proper dating 😅

Check Spotify, Youtube, & wherever your podcasts are sold: MONDAY January 20th!

GasLyght, GateCrash, GirlBite is an M:TG Podcast brought to you by Lyght and Medusa, a pair of Queer, Monster Enjoyers with lots of opinions & tragically few filters 💗
January 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Gaslyght, Gatecrash, Girlbite! The Magic: The Gathering podcast for The Girls, The Gays, & The Giant Monster Enjoyers! 💗💜🦖🐉

Episodes Start MONDAY, Feb 20th! Until then, enjoy this teaser!

Co-Hosts: @indominus-lux.bsky.social and @thelovelymedusa.bsky.social

Music: @girldickenergy.bsky.social
January 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM