My thoughts on the game now several hours removed
November 17, 2025 at 5:48 AM
My thoughts on the game now several hours removed
Walking off with help from his legs right
November 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Walking off with help from his legs right
Hey so AI Chris Pratt isn’t needed - the real Christ Pratt, also not needed
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Hey so AI Chris Pratt isn’t needed - the real Christ Pratt, also not needed
Terrorist neutralized (Blue Jays got out)
October 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Terrorist neutralized (Blue Jays got out)
This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen
October 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen
Imagine how desperate you have to be to score 12+ runs in game 3 of the series
October 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Imagine how desperate you have to be to score 12+ runs in game 3 of the series
The slowest man alive has stolen another base
October 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The slowest man alive has stolen another base
“Let me show you how it’s done Little Cam”
October 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
“Let me show you how it’s done Little Cam”
Why is this applicable to every Seattle professional sports team
October 11, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Why is this applicable to every Seattle professional sports team
The Mariners, forcing the ALCS and the World Series to the last game of the series, 15th inning tied 2-2
We’re making up for 2 decades worth of lost time
We’re making up for 2 decades worth of lost time
October 11, 2025 at 5:18 AM
The Mariners, forcing the ALCS and the World Series to the last game of the series, 15th inning tied 2-2
We’re making up for 2 decades worth of lost time
We’re making up for 2 decades worth of lost time
* trap card being losing in the playoffs to be irrelevant for another 2 decades *
October 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
* trap card being losing in the playoffs to be irrelevant for another 2 decades *
When Skubal hits his pitch count
October 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
When Skubal hits his pitch count
Well that’s ok, at least I have the
*checks notes*
Seattle Mariners down 0-1 in playoffs to look forward to
*checks notes*
Seattle Mariners down 0-1 in playoffs to look forward to
October 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Well that’s ok, at least I have the
*checks notes*
Seattle Mariners down 0-1 in playoffs to look forward to
*checks notes*
Seattle Mariners down 0-1 in playoffs to look forward to
Like, statistically it’s always been near-certain that politically motivated violence is perpetrated by a white, extremely conservative, male.
And then every time the universe is just like
And then every time the universe is just like
September 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Like, statistically it’s always been near-certain that politically motivated violence is perpetrated by a white, extremely conservative, male.
And then every time the universe is just like
And then every time the universe is just like