Nobody believed in climate change until it started raining in airports

Solid letter, Pablo.

The lid doubles as a cast iron pan.

Posthumous enshrinement for serial cheaters is fine by me. Have a black-eye category for voters. In this category we'd have all the asterisk record holders. The guys who embarrassed the game. And the liars who wouldn't take responsibility. But they won't be around to enjoy the accolades. 🪦

😂 This is the PR equivalent of flopping. Or the equivalent self-own of Grayson Allen tripping yet another opponent. Bless your heart, Duke. Never change.

Somebody needs to take your phone away

Spectacular.

I don’t think you understand what “observation”, “messenger” or “topic” mean. But thanks for your comment.

"These guys have it so easy! They have no idea how tough it was to inject HGH into my ass every damn day. And how I had to come up with creative reasons to explain why I needed larger hat sizes each season. That was crazy."

...bananas. And they cost 25% more than they did yesterday.

Hey, just give this crew a year and they'll get that number up bigly!

If it wasn't posted on social media, did a media team meeting actually happen? Check your feed to find out - preferably during a meeting.

I think you just cracked the case on why he is so thirsty for Greenland.

‘We’re just taking it one game at a time’ ~Blazers

‘Us too’ ~Blazer fans

This is true. The Dodgers did, however, trade for the resonant trash bins the Astros used. Watch for Jose Altuve lookalikes banging on those bins in the center field bleachers next season.

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Thank you, Chris. This is exactly right.