2) I have strawberry protein powder and low-fat milk. Used my milk frother because shaking it didn't help. I also don't have those shaker bottles, which I don't particularly like their cap design; wasn't particularly keen on pulling out the blender either.

2) It doesn't hurt as much now, and I can move it around without it feeling as much in pain as I did at first. Might take a week or so for it to stop hurting altogether.

Right now I'm just hella sore and tired.

4) Dad had the same happen a couple of months ago and I had to explain that I'm the one responsible for him getting his health checked out and they still tried pushing it.

Why does the whole thing feel super shady?

3) I had to practically yell that I'm not interested and that in the years I've had their insurance that I hadn't gotten any call like this before this they never tried pulling this with me.

He was still polite and said if I ever changed my mind that the opportunity is good up to a year.

2) I just got the call and the guy tried scheduling me for an income visit. When I explained that I have a primary I go see and that I don't need anyone coming in my home for any of it he tried saying I could do a video visit, go meet with my primary, and said that it's part of my benefits package.

I had the same with an old coworker I hooked up with. He was one of THOSE people.

3) of that old beer commercial where there were these two posh men saying "Brilliant!".

So yeah, my subconscious is a big helper sometimes.

2) I didn't play with myself that night but I did have an interesting dream.

It was short and sweet; I was just playing with myself while wearing disposable gloves.

It was such a genius idea that it woke me up thinking