When they say Trix are for kids they mean baby goats, fyi.

The Hero Wars ads morphing from the most depraved sicko shit into "ha ha, kids, ninja turtles!" feels like some kind of canary. Why aren't you forcing me to watch five seconds of animated goblin cuck giantess porn before I can learn how to make french onion soup, Hero Wars? WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

Honestly this book may be the Platonic Ideal of "Comics" in the traditional sense. The team hit on something classic and comforting while doing something fresh and new, and I can't wait for it to be out in the world so we can talk about it!

FOC is *this weekend* so get to your LCS and preorder now!

Bruce and Selina - from Absolute Batman #3

by @nickdragotta.bsky.social and Frank Martin

Almost forgot this one-

Feel like my new bit is gonna be false prophecies of negligible import. Anyway hear me O men of this degraded present. Someday hotel bathrooms will have telephones by the toilet again

Unrelated to last post Absolute Wonder Woman Save Me. Save Me Absolute Wonder Woman.

I think Tom King is very skilled I think his Wonder Woman is mid at best I don't really get the praise.

Read Anima on your local comic pirating platform because DC will never give it a digital release