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Ryan 📸
@getwellboxes.bsky.social
30 followers 66 following 86 posts
Nonbinary multimedia person & hat wearer. (they/them)
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Who up scissoring their cave rn
Screenshot from Episode 4 of Severance season 2. This joke was stupid, sorry
February 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Can't believe this didn't work. Still not over it
Bekah, you're so pretty. I would love to lay my head on your lap while you tell me way-too-detailed summaries of Naruto story arcs
December 30, 2024 at 5:47 PM
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orange face and pronouns
a screengrab that says "Trump Transition" with the word transition underlined in red. This is such a shitty joke, I'm sorry
November 21, 2024 at 7:35 PM
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This reddit title is definitely implying something
Men with higher education, greater alcohol intake, multiple female sexual partners, and higher frequency of performing oral sex, had an increased risk of oral HPV infections, linked to up to 90% of oropharyngeal cancer cases in US men. The study advocates for gender-neutral HPV vaccination programs.
October 22, 2024 at 8:33 PM
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This got through the adblock, don't know how to feel
An ad on a website that reads "Gorillas can't learn drug therapy... but you can." There is a very realistic gorilla in the ad giving you side-eye. At the bottom of the ad is a logo for "Top 250 Drugs."
October 22, 2024 at 5:41 AM
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It’s not a dumpling house, it’s a
Dumpling Home
October 21, 2024 at 11:53 PM
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bahaha yes
Time-Off Request Approved Hi Ryan, your Time off request was approved: 1.5 Hours of Sick Time
October 10, 2024 at 8:50 PM
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requesting time off, hope this works
Reason for request: too ill to chill
October 10, 2024 at 6:33 PM
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My coworker has a bunch of chicken art on their wall and I was reminded of @erikahall.bsky.social’s fantastic chicken.pics website
A group of chicken portraits in a sumi-e painting style
September 18, 2024 at 6:41 PM
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NYT Connections but make it horror
A completed game of NYT Connections, but there are 7 categories instead of 4. The first category (in yellow) reads “Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Famine, Death, Conquest, War” and the remaining 6 (all in blue) read the same thing: “The Sea Will Claim Everything. Fear, Fear, Fear, Fear”
June 19, 2024 at 4:25 PM
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My best wednesday ever! Things are looking up methinks
A screenshot of the New York Times crossword website. I finished today's crossword in 5 minutes 41 seconds. I have done crosswords for 196 days in a row.
December 13, 2023 at 5:52 PM
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More gubbins
Colorful text surrounded by confetti that reads “What lying queens sling abortions”
November 27, 2023 at 2:14 AM
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Treating gubbins like an esoteric form of graphic design rather than a word game
A poster with colorful word bubbles and flower decorations that reads “I’m investing, bitch”
November 23, 2023 at 1:36 AM
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I love that this shows up on all of my HR documents at work, like I'm some sort of exciting development in gender
Gender: X
November 22, 2023 at 5:11 PM
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hey mohela this was really fucking stupid
A payment of $0.01 on one of my student loans. The entire balance owed on the loan is $0.01, and now I have to wire Mohela a penny to get rid of my loan. Really stupid. I hope Mohela eats the wiring fee for this.
November 7, 2023 at 6:37 PM
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Every time I work on a project.
An edited Twitter screenshot with the following text– Me filming: Haha fuck yeah! Yes! Me editing: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
October 25, 2023 at 6:53 PM
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My asexual bag of holding, or my
A sign that says “Extra Ace Storage.”
October 23, 2023 at 6:34 PM
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Former President Barack Obama: Everyone must simply see Killers of the Flower Moon
A 4.5 star Letterboxd review from Ryan for the film “Killers of the Flower Moon”: The terrible thing about this film is that you hope and hope someone will stop the terror, be a hero, save the day… but no one really does. I strongly believe that 3+ hour movies need intermissions. However, Killers of the Flower Moon justifies its runtime and there is no part of the story that can be excised. A beautiful, tragic film.
October 23, 2023 at 1:30 AM
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Watched this tonight. My first time seeing part 3 of World of Tomorrow, and on a big screen no less.
Rejected is still funny as hell 23 years later and the remaster looked so good
Ticket for “An Evening with Don Hertzfeldt, Who Will Not Be There”
October 19, 2023 at 4:47 AM
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I’m gonna post my dumb little #art things. Here’s bnuuy
a black and white drawing of a cute bunny rabbit. There is text beneath it in all caps that says BNUUY. It’s a very good drawing of a bunny. You should tell Ryan that they’re a very good artist who makes good art.
October 17, 2023 at 9:15 PM
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Still trying to find The One
A response to a profile on dating app Hinge. I asked “What’s your opinion on the awkward pursed-lips half smile that white people do?”
October 4, 2023 at 2:33 PM
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Why are you worrying about posting when you could be hydration maxxing
Screenshot of a water-tracking app. I drank over 4 liters of water yesterday
September 30, 2023 at 3:17 PM