Scheplex Tailor
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Scheplex Tailor
@getsumtail.bsky.social
27. Furry. Just lil' guy. Extra-terrestrial kitty who loves cartoons, games, and theme parks. He/Him. Ace, but still kinky. Love tails~

Minors DNI. No tolerance for zoos and pedos.
Allergy afflicted furries, where you at?
November 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
November 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
This comment says it better than I could:
October 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I think about this quote a lot as an ace fur who's only attracted to cartoons:
October 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
October 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Me, a kinky furry on the spectrums of both asexuality and the 'tism (undiagnosed on the latter, but pretty sure):
October 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
That must have been quite the rush.

I empathize as a fellow furry ace.
October 4, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Why you should make a Betelgeusian sona
(goofy space kitties from Space Dandy)

-Aliens who look like cats standing on their hind legs

-Named after a star/Tim Burton movie

-Axololtl head flaps

-Loads of different colors to choose from

-Their heart is literally in the shape of a cat
October 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
September 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I've never been more pissed about the result of a NASCAR race...DENNY...WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?! YOUR OWN FUCKING DRIVER?!?! DIDN'T EVEN WIN!!! YOU DIDN'T EVEN NEED THE WIN!!!!!
September 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I wanna be the trophy husband to a giant, heavy, furry/anthro woman. A gal would could easily crush me if she wanted to, but wouldn't hurt a fly...at least not on purpose...

I need that Roger and Jessica Rabbit type of relationship.

"Seriously, what do you see in that guy?"

"He makes me laugh."
September 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
September 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Almost exactly as it was in 1999. Pristine. Untouched. Aged, but still standing. Only thing missing is the word bubble lamps. I'd buy a replica in a heartbeat.
August 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Is the Deep State in the room with us right now?
August 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Very excellent choices.

Gotta mention a few myself:

Goodra and Dragonite. Love a good dragon tail attached to a friend-shaped goober.

Lugia, fun anatomy in general. Love the wing-arms.

Also, Smeargle and their paintbrush tails are cute.
August 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Can't wait to see you as a space kitty~

I absolutely adore this body~
August 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Meow is the reason I'm a Betelgeusian. Fuck, he's just so perfect. I wanna share a pair of undies with him...how stretchy are you in that form?
August 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Fuck, that face is so gooood~
July 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Hit traffic. There's no way im gonna make it in time for the asexual meet-up at #Anthrocon tonight. I was so excited to finally meet people like me face-to-face...I even had my little ace kitty pin...
July 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Before pride month ends, a PSA:

Just because we're asexual doesn't mean we don't get horny. Kinky aces are valid!

Art by @nongen.bsky.social
June 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Look at what they took from us:
May 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Potential drawover
May 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
April 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
March 31, 2025 at 3:39 PM
He's so silly. I love him.
March 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM