GET OUT OF MY WAY!
@getoutofmyway.bsky.social
I love dogs and people, except racist dogs and people. Love the sound of laughter, so I crack wise.
“A Comedy of Social Disarray. In a world of hot takes and hotter messes, [GetOutOfMyWay] stands out like a peacock at a pigeon convention.” -Bluesky Roast
“A Comedy of Social Disarray. In a world of hot takes and hotter messes, [GetOutOfMyWay] stands out like a peacock at a pigeon convention.” -Bluesky Roast
We have a demented chump idiot for a president.
November 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
We have a demented chump idiot for a president.
I WANT IT NAMED AFTER *ME*
November 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I WANT IT NAMED AFTER *ME*
I keep hoping to be the Banksy of the floor mop world.
November 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I keep hoping to be the Banksy of the floor mop world.
All over the front page of the Times today gives us nothing but shame for our sadistic leadership. THIS HAS TO STOP.
November 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
All over the front page of the Times today gives us nothing but shame for our sadistic leadership. THIS HAS TO STOP.
Sad to report it’s the shadow of the FIFA douchebag.
I still want to know what the mayonnaise slathered on his “shot” ear is about.
I still want to know what the mayonnaise slathered on his “shot” ear is about.
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Sad to report it’s the shadow of the FIFA douchebag.
I still want to know what the mayonnaise slathered on his “shot” ear is about.
I still want to know what the mayonnaise slathered on his “shot” ear is about.
Was renaming the Commanders’ stadium a hoax? Because we have some workers that have to change plans.
November 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Was renaming the Commanders’ stadium a hoax? Because we have some workers that have to change plans.
The Commanders have agreed to name their stadium after Donald Trump
November 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The Commanders have agreed to name their stadium after Donald Trump
He has choices.
November 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
He has choices.
America was a lot different in 1955.
November 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
America was a lot different in 1955.
Derp Of The Week
November 8, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Derp Of The Week
When you put a fucked up drunk in charge of the military, you get war footing - officers going to war with each other and with the fucked up drunk.
“Department of War?” Time to declare war on the fucked up drunk and his fucked up boss.
“Department of War?” Time to declare war on the fucked up drunk and his fucked up boss.
November 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
When you put a fucked up drunk in charge of the military, you get war footing - officers going to war with each other and with the fucked up drunk.
“Department of War?” Time to declare war on the fucked up drunk and his fucked up boss.
“Department of War?” Time to declare war on the fucked up drunk and his fucked up boss.
Fresh out of a box!
November 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Fresh out of a box!
Why didn't Fox News put up some disclaimer about this all being Boxed Beef®️?
#BoxedBeef
#BoxedBeef
November 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Why didn't Fox News put up some disclaimer about this all being Boxed Beef®️?
#BoxedBeef
#BoxedBeef
