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sesh🧿🔻🇵🇸
@getjinxedbitch.bsky.social
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25• aroace spec & nd 🫆
Zionism is evil. Free Palestine, Sudan and Congo 🇨🇩
🚫Ai generated shit.
Currently obsessed w: Helluva boss, Hazbin Hotel, Deltarune, TADC
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they deserve their moment!!! i cant believe how cute they are
screenshot of Niffty and Baxter playing patty cake Niffty hugging Baxter with a grin on her face. Baxter is smiling back at her and running his hand through her hair
November 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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She's so evil for this but she's so prettyyyy
An advertisement for "Love Potion: By Velvette". The ad depicts Velvette laying in a martini glass covered in love potion. In the background of the ad are shadows of hands, and Velvette's "3 Vees" phone case.
November 15, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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"I used to pray for times like this" from Meek Mill 'Dreams and Nightmares' (intro)
November 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
getjinxedbitch.bsky.social
angel... oh my god angel 😭😭😭😭
#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelSeason2 #AngelDust #iJustWantHimToBeHappy
two images of Steve Harvey drinking alcohol and crying a screenshot of Aaron Paul in Breaking Bad screaming and crying
November 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
getjinxedbitch.bsky.social
you dont understand I'm obsessed with her #HazbinHotel #Lute
a screenshot of the "Gravity" music video from Hazbin Hotel season 2. Lute is crawling on a glass wall while singing. She is posed like a griffin ready to strike. a screenshot of the "Gravity" music video from Hazbin Hotel season 2. Lute is crawling on a glass wall while singing. She is posed like a griffin ready to strike.
October 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
getjinxedbitch.bsky.social
every day i feel like the yellow snail from undertale
A screenshot of the Snail Race from the game "Undertale". Frisk has a dialogue bubble with an exclamation, signifying their cheer for their snail. There are three snails on the racing track, from top to bottom: Yellow, Red and Blue. The yellow snail is in last place. The yellow snail will never win. The yellow snail is incapable
September 19, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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a meme i found on tumblr. lmao.
a crude Sept 11th joke. The image is of a cartoon hand with the thumb and ring finger tucked in while all other fingers are outstretched. the caption reads "2 in the Towers, 1 in the Pentagon". A reference to the sexual innuendo "2 in the pink and one in the stink"
September 12, 2025 at 5:43 AM
getjinxedbitch.bsky.social
um

I'm starting to feel like my comments on social media (not to be confused with my posts) sound robotic???

like most comments i make are compliments because i felt compelled to say something nice so that maybe the creator will see it

but idk, i feel like i sound like a bot
a screenshot of a youtube comment i just posted on someone's "short". the comment reads: "yo, the editing on this is really cool. very creative! loved the video ☺️❤️"
September 10, 2025 at 5:44 AM
getjinxedbitch.bsky.social
yall know what the fuque is up
a screenshot of a music player with the song "First of tha month" by Bone Thugs N Harmony.
September 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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this is all i can say rn #deltarune #deltarunechapter3 #deltarunechapter4 (no spoilers)
Meme image of lisa simpson staring blankly at an empty plate with her mouth agape. The meme is intended to convey the feelings of being shocked and speechless.
August 16, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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do you guys ever think about how the state of Maryland itself is a ridiculous display of gerrymandering?
An image of maryland I took off of google images, where cities or towns are named. I just intended to show its shape, really. It looks like what you would get if the state of oklahoma was cut vertically so the east bit was discarded, and then the land was shredded with claws, and the weirdly-shaped jagged borders are Maryland.
July 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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"happy" 4th.
An edit of two images. The bottom half portrays the statue of liberty, while the top half is the infamous image of a prisoner in Iraq's Abu Ghraib prison, being tortured by U.S. soldiers. The man's head and face have been covered with a black hood. Each hand has wires attached to them for the prisoner to be electrocuted if he fails to remain balanced on a box. This image is meant to remind the audience that there is nothing to celebrate today, July 4th.
July 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
getjinxedbitch.bsky.social
😏
A screenshot of the Tidal music app. A song is playing titled "1st of Tha Month" by Bone Thugs-N-Harmony. It is June 1st.
June 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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i made a vent chat for myself so i stop posting my feelings and while high, i found this so fucking funny 💀
A screenshot of two chats sent by Jdog. Yesterday at 8:36pm "i wish i was dead but like not really?" May 30, 2025. 4:33pm "LMAO that's so funny out of context, but..."
May 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
getjinxedbitch.bsky.social
you seem to be having a hard time deciphering the difference between millions and billions. allow me to help you with this image.
a visual of 1 billion vs 1 million. on the left, the space is filled with money bag symbols to represent 1 billion. on the right, for comparison, is one money bag, representing a million.
May 27, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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a former meme photo of a smug looking cat side eyeing the photographer, who is (possibly) pointing a knife at the cat. No cats were harmed in the making of this photo 🐱
May 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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YALL KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS
A screenshot of the song "1st of Tha Month" by Bone Thugs N Harmony on TIDAL.
May 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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WHAT DO YOU *MEAN* VAGGIE DOESNT SERVE CUNT, LOOK AT HER (not posting later images, but she definitely serves)
Vaggie rolling her eyes at St. Peter at the gates of heaven Vaggie standing outside Carmilla Carmine's lair
April 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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omg yesss blue sky team, i am here for this
a screenshot of a Beta for trending topics. For christmad 2024, topics listed were "Christmas, St. Stephen, Wikipedia, Nosferatu, Squid Game Season 2, Balatro, Beyoncé, Japan Airlines, Nuggets, and SZA"
December 26, 2024 at 2:34 PM
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saw this on xhitter
mind the source, it's a tabloid, but if it's true, this is bullshit and the judge needs to be changed IMMEDIATELY #LuigiMangione #BrianThompson #UnitedHealthcareCEO #CEOMurder #NYPD #NYC #JusticeForLuigi #FreeLuigi #INNOCENTuntilProvenGuilty
A screenshot of a tweet on X from a tabloid account "Pop Flop." The tweet reads: "The judge presiding over Luigi Mangione's case, Katharine Parker, reportedly holds millions in stock in healthcare/ pharmaceutical companies and is married to a former Pfizer executive."
December 25, 2024 at 5:15 AM
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an image of luigi from the Mario Bros with an exclamation symbol captioned "Think like Luigi"
December 21, 2024 at 6:58 AM
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You can't play monopoly alone!
A graphic of luigi from mario bros with an exclamation mark captioned "think like luigi!"
December 12, 2024 at 5:45 AM
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netanyahu next pls
photo of Luigi from the mario bros photoshopped to be holding a gun pointed at the camera
December 10, 2024 at 9:17 AM
getjinxedbitch.bsky.social
listen, i didnt wanna believe the jay z shit but there's reason for me to speculate he groomed beyoncé..

also he was friends with biggie, who was....questionable (per screenshot)

and now the allegations about him and diddy with a 13 year old...

i just hope all the victims get justice...
Verse 2 from the Notorious B.I.G song "Just Playin (Dreams)" which reads: "I'll put Chanté Moore pussy in stitches, I'll fuck RuPaul before I fuck them ugly X-Scape bitches, You can 76 the 69, try 68, Make Raven-Symoné call date rape. Only 'cause I'm paid, I'm fuckin' all of Jade, And my DJ Zhane she likes it when they say: 'Everybody move your body!' Got Whitney Houston boostin' from Bobby. As I bust the cherry of Monica and Terry, Backshots to Chaka, I know that pussy hairy; Sade, ooh, I know that pussy tight, Smack Tina Turner, give her flashbacks of Ike."
December 9, 2024 at 3:04 AM
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WHO IS THIS DIVA? #Opill
A photo of a display at Walgreens of "Opill" Daily Birth Control Pill. "Now available over the counter." The stand claims it is FDA approved and full prescription strength. "No prescription, no appointment, no hassle."
November 6, 2024 at 9:08 PM