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GETHIN LYNES
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Writer, Bridgeburner, Arch Procrastinator. Parent, opinionist, liberal not Liberal. Don't be a dick.
Yawuru Country.
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Man, this succinctly describes how fucking obnoxious using tech is in 2024
January 31, 2024 at 9:13 PM
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“I hold Iran responsible for the Houthi attacks because they provided the weapons used in the attacks”

- Joe Biden

Ironically, this is the same reason that I hold Joe Biden responsible for the 13,000 dead children in Gaza.
January 31, 2024 at 12:40 PM
Always on My Mind by Soundgarden
Mistletoe and Wine by Mr Bungle
November 29, 2023 at 1:30 PM
90% of the World: Hi Gavin.

Me: No, it's Gethin actually. I'll spell it for you: G-E-T-H-I-N

90% of the World: So that's G-E-G-H-A-Q-Z-V-4-#?

Me: Yep. Fucking nailed it.
November 28, 2023 at 6:57 AM
!foryou
November 23, 2023 at 9:31 PM
Type: Never underestimate;
Let predictive text do the rest:

Never underestimate the importance of the day and trying out a venue for the use of my favourite miss, whose last night with Jimmy.

Your turn...
November 16, 2023 at 12:49 PM
Areet pol.
November 15, 2023 at 12:13 PM
The butcher, the baker, the...
November 14, 2023 at 11:38 PM
Mysterious red light in the neighbour's window again. Darkroom? Or house of ill repute?
November 14, 2023 at 1:22 PM
Sitting in a quiet corner of an otherwise unoccupied cafe. There are perhaps 30 empty tables.

Four aged chatterboxes enter and sit at the two closest tables, one on either side of my corner, closing me in and destroying the quiet.

I just can't understand what the actual fuck is wrong with people.
November 14, 2023 at 2:12 AM
Morning, despondents.
November 13, 2023 at 5:42 AM
Cometh the porn followers to bluesky.
November 5, 2023 at 9:14 PM
Distinctly average.
November 2, 2023 at 6:59 AM
Shidoni Osutoraria!
October 30, 2023 at 3:14 AM
All the passengers who "need assistance boarding" racing to the front to make sure they're the first to get the chance to sit down for 5 fucking hours.
October 29, 2023 at 2:30 PM
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The best part about dropping bombs on and shooting missiles into the Middle East is all the evidence of how effective it is.
October 28, 2023 at 12:57 PM
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Our system is designed to first and foremost protect people who have too much in their constant war with people who don't have anything at all.
October 28, 2023 at 2:14 AM
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140,000 people have been locked down for days because of one man with a gun, so tell me again how guns make us free
October 27, 2023 at 1:17 PM
15 minutes. And perhaps afterwards you might be inspired to shut the fuck up and think before offering your opinion. Something we could all do more of.
The Ezra Klein Show - Israel Is Giving Hamas What It Wants
Oct. 7 was Israel’s Sept. 11. That’s been the refrain. I fear that analogy carries so much more truth than the people making it intend. Thoughts? Guest suggestions? Email us at ezrakleinshow@nyti...
podcasts.google.com
October 26, 2023 at 12:52 AM
Morning, captives.
October 24, 2023 at 2:24 AM
Colleague: Don't take this offensively, but when you talk about all the things you've done, it makes you seem so old, like in your 50s.

Me: Haha, yeah, age perception is weird isn't it? I mean when you talk about anything at all, it makes you seem like you're still about 14.
October 20, 2023 at 12:13 AM
Not that we were under any illusions, but fuck you #Arsetralia, fuck you very much.
October 14, 2023 at 12:48 PM
October 13, 2023 at 1:58 AM
Morning, insecticidals.
October 13, 2023 at 1:54 AM
Speaking of hellscapes, pretty sure the violent hysteria that finally unravels society is going to start at school drop off one morning.
October 12, 2023 at 12:07 AM