@getburly.bsky.social
Rage cleaning my home and jamming out to inappropriate music is so therapeutic.
Also this reminded me to call my real therapist.
😅🧹🧽🧺🖤🎶💊
Also this reminded me to call my real therapist.
😅🧹🧽🧺🖤🎶💊
February 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Rage cleaning my home and jamming out to inappropriate music is so therapeutic.
Also this reminded me to call my real therapist.
😅🧹🧽🧺🖤🎶💊
Also this reminded me to call my real therapist.
😅🧹🧽🧺🖤🎶💊
-Getting new tires-
Mechanic: you badly need new tires but your lug nuts look good.
Me: YOUR LUG NUTS LOOK GOOD
(Trying to get a discount)
Mechanic: you badly need new tires but your lug nuts look good.
Me: YOUR LUG NUTS LOOK GOOD
(Trying to get a discount)
February 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
-Getting new tires-
Mechanic: you badly need new tires but your lug nuts look good.
Me: YOUR LUG NUTS LOOK GOOD
(Trying to get a discount)
Mechanic: you badly need new tires but your lug nuts look good.
Me: YOUR LUG NUTS LOOK GOOD
(Trying to get a discount)
Britney Spears had a conservatorship so fast for less. Where’s Kanye’s?!!?
February 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Britney Spears had a conservatorship so fast for less. Where’s Kanye’s?!!?
I love my husband so so much. Until he tells me we need to stop spending unnecessary money.
-ewe-
Alexa Unsubscribe from my wedding vows.
😅🫶
-ewe-
Alexa Unsubscribe from my wedding vows.
😅🫶
February 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I love my husband so so much. Until he tells me we need to stop spending unnecessary money.
-ewe-
Alexa Unsubscribe from my wedding vows.
😅🫶
-ewe-
Alexa Unsubscribe from my wedding vows.
😅🫶
As a retired top elite model & forensic dentist; It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.
Follow your dreams and your medication regime.
Stay tuned for more
Follow your dreams and your medication regime.
Stay tuned for more
February 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
As a retired top elite model & forensic dentist; It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.
Follow your dreams and your medication regime.
Stay tuned for more
Follow your dreams and your medication regime.
Stay tuned for more
*Being kidnapped….
me: omg. Thank you so much for this.
.😅🖤🤭🙏.
me: omg. Thank you so much for this.
.😅🖤🤭🙏.
February 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
*Being kidnapped….
me: omg. Thank you so much for this.
.😅🖤🤭🙏.
me: omg. Thank you so much for this.
.😅🖤🤭🙏.
15 yr old me: I’m going to hike all the mountains everywhere in the world! no matter how extreme!
42 yr old me: I’m going home so my parents can watch their grandkids and I can watch Top Gun.
42 yr old me: I’m going home so my parents can watch their grandkids and I can watch Top Gun.
February 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
15 yr old me: I’m going to hike all the mountains everywhere in the world! no matter how extreme!
42 yr old me: I’m going home so my parents can watch their grandkids and I can watch Top Gun.
42 yr old me: I’m going home so my parents can watch their grandkids and I can watch Top Gun.
I, and, I cannot, emphasize, this enough, really truly struggle with commas,.
February 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I, and, I cannot, emphasize, this enough, really truly struggle with commas,.
I solemnly swear, a lot. 
February 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I solemnly swear, a lot. 
16 yr old me: I can’t wait to be an adult & really live!
42 yr old me: I cooked dinner and now my ankles hurt.
42 yr old me: I cooked dinner and now my ankles hurt.
January 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
16 yr old me: I can’t wait to be an adult & really live!
42 yr old me: I cooked dinner and now my ankles hurt.
42 yr old me: I cooked dinner and now my ankles hurt.
Telling me to take it down a notch guarantees you a 4-5notch increase. FAFO
January 28, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Telling me to take it down a notch guarantees you a 4-5notch increase. FAFO
Me: “I want my remains spread over my parent’s pasture but I don’t want to be cremated…”
Husband: “you’re not going to die bc I said no to DoorDash & also you’re so weird”
Me: whispering* ᴵ ᵈᶦᵉᵈ. ᶜᵃⁿ’ᵗ ʰᵉᵃʳ ʸᵒᵘ
Husband: “you’re not going to die bc I said no to DoorDash & also you’re so weird”
Me: whispering* ᴵ ᵈᶦᵉᵈ. ᶜᵃⁿ’ᵗ ʰᵉᵃʳ ʸᵒᵘ
January 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Me: “I want my remains spread over my parent’s pasture but I don’t want to be cremated…”
Husband: “you’re not going to die bc I said no to DoorDash & also you’re so weird”
Me: whispering* ᴵ ᵈᶦᵉᵈ. ᶜᵃⁿ’ᵗ ʰᵉᵃʳ ʸᵒᵘ
Husband: “you’re not going to die bc I said no to DoorDash & also you’re so weird”
Me: whispering* ᴵ ᵈᶦᵉᵈ. ᶜᵃⁿ’ᵗ ʰᵉᵃʳ ʸᵒᵘ
Our current president got on national TV and confirmed our politicians are oligarchs.
This really happened.
Everyone should be terrified. You know Putin & his homies? That’s what our govt is too.
wtf
This really happened.
Everyone should be terrified. You know Putin & his homies? That’s what our govt is too.
wtf
January 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Our current president got on national TV and confirmed our politicians are oligarchs.
This really happened.
Everyone should be terrified. You know Putin & his homies? That’s what our govt is too.
wtf
This really happened.
Everyone should be terrified. You know Putin & his homies? That’s what our govt is too.
wtf
Dude, I ain’t trying to brag. I’m just saying I’m changing the fucking world in & I’m a literal badass. 
January 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Dude, I ain’t trying to brag. I’m just saying I’m changing the fucking world in & I’m a literal badass. 
If I could pick 3 words that describe myself, they would be, "I suck at math."
January 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
If I could pick 3 words that describe myself, they would be, "I suck at math."
I’m such a $lut with social media apps. 😝Everyone getting a download.
Hi!
Can’t wait to disappoint my parents over here too 😅🥰
Hi!
Can’t wait to disappoint my parents over here too 😅🥰
January 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I’m such a $lut with social media apps. 😝Everyone getting a download.
Hi!
Can’t wait to disappoint my parents over here too 😅🥰
Hi!
Can’t wait to disappoint my parents over here too 😅🥰