"not for long" I say with the same level of confidence millions of NFL fans have said before inevitably being disappointed

Even worse, living in SE Michigan and knowing it's going on but it's too cloudy to see

I don't need a mattress that helps me perform my best on the field. I need one that somehow repels Dorito crumbs

It's actually unacceptable to make me feel bad on a Tuesday night

I also appreciate that no one knows what the Eagles are going to be good at in a given week. Just that they will be good at something and it will be infuriating to everyone

Famously organized crime is actually very bad at organizing a group of people to do crime

You're fucking stupid

Yeah but Dems didn't want that because without the filibuster they run the risk of actually having to govern

That's cool in the way big AI specifically isn't, in that it represents a human struggle to create

Imagine if Kendrick Lamar wrote a diss track about Drake…..and made him *sing* on it. That’s fucking Rumours

I said this at work and a group of early twenty/late teen co workers looked at me like I had 3 heads

I know you cannot build the whole offense out of Jeremiah Smith and Carnell Tate but I would at least try

This is what happens when a lineman forgets his purpose. Guy like Ndamukong Suh in this situation would see Maiva coming and think, oh boy, I get to flatten the QB and score a TD. You've got like 80 pounds on him and you touch a football maybe twice a week, lower the shoulder, don't extend the ball

Honestly he fucking deserved it