Harper: Gerudo Hyena
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Harper: Gerudo Hyena
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"Who needs a hero?"
#OCRP
#MVRP
#ZeldaRP
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"My duty as a knight is to the people!"

Literate Zelda OC
Ships with chemistry
Bisexual
Dumb as hell
Heart of gold
"You might be evil and try to destroy Hyrule, but hot damn, I'd kill to sword fight you, sir. "
November 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
"He may be a demon lord, but you know what? He's got style. Diamonds are forever. "
November 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Interaction bait let's go
November 21, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Hyrule is full o' interesting people! Maybe I should head towards the Zora and try to meet some more of them!
November 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
My mom’s Gerudo, my dad’s Hylian, so I’m basically built like a warrior and loyal like a golden retriever.

That's a selling point!
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Harper Aurellion, I'm a Gerudo and knight of Hyrule!

And a devout follower of yours! It's an honor!
November 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
>He's actually meeting Din, this is the best day of his life
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
You know, there's a lot of the gods here!

Maybe I can meet Din-
November 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
You're telling me that the legendary hero thinks I'm cool enough to follow?
November 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
"Well, my momma had to go into hiding just because she refused to give me up...

You're a sorta outsider like me, yeah?"
"Yeah, but you're a voe. That's a common sentiment. Me? Uhhh... It's complicated. The royal family doesn't even talk about my history."
"Hey, people didn't like me all that much when I first showed up. Gerudo males aren't very much well liked, but hey! We all keep going!"
November 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
"You don't seem like a monster. Maybe some Hylians would say so, but uh.. Growing up in the dead lands? You ever see a Molduga?"

He's making a mental note, time to improve his gear!

"You got a name, big guy? I'm Harper!"
"As a scary monster myself, I'm going to say it's not scary: it's rather impractical to do that unless you're running on heavily personalised weaponry." Frown.

"I'm not doing either. Even if I could do one of those."
"See, that's why I use a bastard sword! It scares a lot of them scary monsters off, and crunches armor!

You should join the knights big guy! You're probably strong enough to take me on!"
November 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
"Hey, people didn't like me all that much when I first showed up. Gerudo males aren't very much well liked, but hey! We all keep going!"
November 20, 2025 at 11:22 PM
"See, that's why I use a bastard sword! It scares a lot of them scary monsters off, and crunches armor!

You should join the knights big guy! You're probably strong enough to take me on!"
Well, it's unlikely I could lift a broadsword and a short sword in one arm each...
So you're telling me I'm the first to think of this?

I'm a genius!
November 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
"..."

"You should get a job in the Castle, you're a genius! Like one of them science types, Purah or even Zelda!"
"While true, it can also be the weight that drags you off balance. The shorter blade requires you to get closer, or throw it."
"Same way I always fight, with my all! Big sword can double as a shield, so it kinda lowers the weight load, too!"
November 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
So you're telling me I'm the first to think of this?

I'm a genius!
November 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
"Same way I always fight, with my all! Big sword can double as a shield, so it kinda lowers the weight load, too!"
November 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
"Nah it's basic math! I'm twice as strong with a sword, so you add two swords and it's like six times as strong!'
November 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
You know
Link has one sword and he's the legendary hero.
What I'm thinking is if I use two swords, I'd be as strong as him!
November 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
>> I'll pretty this up tonight
November 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
"My duty as a knight is to the people!"

Literate Zelda OC
Ships with chemistry
Bisexual
Dumb as hell
Heart of gold
November 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM