gertymactacular
@gertymac.bsky.social
Gerty, Gert, Gretchen, Gretchen Evans, billiethepoet.
Spends a lot of time on the internet, reads and writes for fun, asks questions for money. She/her.
Spends a lot of time on the internet, reads and writes for fun, asks questions for money. She/her.
I have the warmest, coziest doggo on my lap.
We adopted this anxiety-ridden, formerly feral dog over 6 years ago and this is the longest she's ever sat on my lap.
We adopted this anxiety-ridden, formerly feral dog over 6 years ago and this is the longest she's ever sat on my lap.
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I have the warmest, coziest doggo on my lap.
We adopted this anxiety-ridden, formerly feral dog over 6 years ago and this is the longest she's ever sat on my lap.
We adopted this anxiety-ridden, formerly feral dog over 6 years ago and this is the longest she's ever sat on my lap.
I have a very similar snoot to boop!
November 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I have a very similar snoot to boop!
My book, How to Talk to Nice English Girls, is very temporarily out of print as Carnation Books is closing its doors. Fear not! It will be back and back on KU in the next few days
October 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
My book, How to Talk to Nice English Girls, is very temporarily out of print as Carnation Books is closing its doors. Fear not! It will be back and back on KU in the next few days
No... I don't think that is the last date these files were modified.
October 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
No... I don't think that is the last date these files were modified.
I own way too many very warm and cozy sweaters to live in this climate.
October 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I own way too many very warm and cozy sweaters to live in this climate.
I broke the glass around my camera so now there are weird prism things BUT I have taken myself out for a leisurely German food dinner, with a delicious fall cocktail, before going to see Stardew Valley: Symphony of Seasons.
October 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I broke the glass around my camera so now there are weird prism things BUT I have taken myself out for a leisurely German food dinner, with a delicious fall cocktail, before going to see Stardew Valley: Symphony of Seasons.
Voting in free Democratic elections while I still can.
Felt a little weird not to see @mcmanlypants.bsky.social at the polls today but I'm sure he was out there in his new precinct. 😉
Felt a little weird not to see @mcmanlypants.bsky.social at the polls today but I'm sure he was out there in his new precinct. 😉
October 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Voting in free Democratic elections while I still can.
Felt a little weird not to see @mcmanlypants.bsky.social at the polls today but I'm sure he was out there in his new precinct. 😉
Felt a little weird not to see @mcmanlypants.bsky.social at the polls today but I'm sure he was out there in his new precinct. 😉
Costco out here ruining my damn life
October 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Costco out here ruining my damn life
I'm pretty sure my VRBO is using a chamber pot as decoration. And, honestly, good for them.
September 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I'm pretty sure my VRBO is using a chamber pot as decoration. And, honestly, good for them.
There was a little guy in my mailbox last night and I closed the door so carefully as not to disturb him.
September 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
There was a little guy in my mailbox last night and I closed the door so carefully as not to disturb him.
What movie do you consider "perfect"?
September 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
What movie do you consider "perfect"?
This is the face of an old dog who harassed multiple delivery drivers today.
September 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
This is the face of an old dog who harassed multiple delivery drivers today.
WHAT
FINALLY, IN MY BACKYARD
FINALLY, IN MY BACKYARD
September 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
WHAT
FINALLY, IN MY BACKYARD
FINALLY, IN MY BACKYARD
New season, old show.
But a good one.
But a good one.
September 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
New season, old show.
But a good one.
But a good one.
Our waitress, who we have every year and love to death, makes sure we are hydrated when we leave the bar.
August 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Our waitress, who we have every year and love to death, makes sure we are hydrated when we leave the bar.
What am I doing at DragonCon?
August 29, 2025 at 2:30 AM
What am I doing at DragonCon?
Digital Media track! Panel about perfectionism!
August 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Digital Media track! Panel about perfectionism!
Like a phoenix from the ashes...
August 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Like a phoenix from the ashes...
On day 3 in bed and this is what my fevered ass texts my brother.
July 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
On day 3 in bed and this is what my fevered ass texts my brother.
Do you know how much money I would pay to have that IDIC mosaic in my house???
July 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Do you know how much money I would pay to have that IDIC mosaic in my house???
I'm out of work sick today so you know what that means.
July 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I'm out of work sick today so you know what that means.
We love a coffee shop selfie.
July 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
We love a coffee shop selfie.
A Tale of Two Doggos
July 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
A Tale of Two Doggos
I shattered the glass around my phone camera lens so now everything looks like it has a cool, hazy filter.
July 3, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I shattered the glass around my phone camera lens so now everything looks like it has a cool, hazy filter.