deep in the spanking pornographers' model photo archive today buying time while my boxes got pulled. one ass will really stay w/ me. i love garfield the disciplinarian. sorry for the hole

cannot recommend enough. a UK gay dating show on hulu "i kissed a boy"/"i kissed a girl." hosted by kylie's sister, who makes everyone SCREAM. singles paired up, told to kiss upon first meeting, then released into an italian mansion to sort out the real connections

omg. r u up on the "i kissed a..." franchise w dannii minogue

the disco historian is coming around.

can't tell if it's censoring the raccoon or the ass

thank u for reminding me i love this song. i miss this era. a contentious time for pussy eating--no one could come to a consensus on whether you should brag about eating massive amounts or never go near it. eating ass felt like reaching for another world

it was truly a moment to behold. jvb afterwards said "i got petcare for THIS?" how many crimes must cynthia nixon commit before the community intervenes

zohran: "lesbian bars like this are the fabric of new york city" (no child of lesbians would ever say)

i was at a dyke bar two weeks ago and presidential security detail emerged. then zohran walked in the room. justin vivian bond took the stage to introduce him but was interrupted by cynthia nixon to do her own intro.

but is it sexy

still, as always, if anyone has semisonic's number...

its called longform art criticism

thank u i needed this