gertrudeperkins.bsky.social
@gertrudeperkins.bsky.social
July 24, 2025 at 10:42 AM
If you want a genuine conspiracy, and not a conspiracy theory, I give you...
July 24, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Darwinism chalks up another victory!
July 24, 2025 at 10:26 AM
July 24, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I only ever listen to Nick Abbot on LBC, as I have been listening to Nick Abbot since 1994 across multiple radio stations.
July 24, 2025 at 7:22 AM
"SHAAAAAAAARON! I think I'm fooking hallucinating again! There's a fooking green frog sitting on me shoulder and you have turned into the fooking Queen! I think I should ask the doctor for a stronger perscription, Sharon!"
July 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Donald Trump is suing Rupert Murdock.

For the first time in my life, I am rooting for Rupert Murdock!

We live in strange times! Strange times indeed!
July 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
July 17, 2025 at 7:06 AM
My Autism makes me say...

"HOW DID THAT GOBSHITE GET ON THE TELEVISION?"

...I miss the good old days of Lloyd Grossman, chewing and spewing over a three course meal of very poshy noshy!
July 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
June 30, 2025 at 8:46 AM
JESUS H FUCKING TORY CHRIST!

Is this Nick Frost's attempt at demonstrating he is not a transphobe fir accepting a role in Joanne Rowling's TV adaptation of the Harry Potter novels?
June 17, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Working Class Reform voters...

Reform UK is a company limited by guarantee.

It's major shareholder is a multi-millionaire landowner and its treasurer is a billionaire property developer.

So answer me this...

Why do you think they have your interests at heart?

#NigelFarage

#ReformUK
June 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Ketamine Ken and Bullshit Barbie are having a lover's tiff!
June 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Ketamine Ken and Bullshit Barbie are having a lover's tiff!
June 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Working Class Reform voters...

Reform UK is a company limited by guarantee.

It's major shareholder is a multi-millionaire landowner and its treasurer is a billionaire property developer.

So answer me this...

Why do you think they have your interests at heart?

#NigelFarage

#ReformUK
June 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
June 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Reform UK is a company limited by guarantee.

It's major shareholder is a multi-millionaire landowner and its treasurer is a billionaire property developer.

And thick racists vote for this company limited by guarantee masquerading as a political party.
June 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
At least the stripper will dance on your lap and give you a hard-on.

Although Nigel Farage will do anything for an envelope full of cash!
June 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Have those young boys not got a public school circle jerk to attend? 🤔

P.S. There is nothing inherently wrong with circle jerks. It is a social occasion that brings people together! 😁

It is simply a matter of which jerkers are jerking with you. And whether or not they're jerks.

Or so I am told!
June 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Please can her psychiatrist and her carer remind her she is no longer Prime Minister, having been thrown out of Number Ten by her own party. And no longer an Member of Parliament, having been thrown out by her constitutes.

She is a complete and utter irrelevance!
June 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
May 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
May 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
May 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Fool you once, you're a Brexit supporter!

Fool you twice, you're a Reform UK supporter!

The multi-millionaire, Nigel Farage - the major shareholder in the limited company Reform UK Limited - and his billionaire backers have nothing but contempt for the working class.
May 16, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Nigel Farage is a lying, grifting, frog-faced c**t and a Russian asset.

Reform UK supporters are poorly educated, xenophobic, flag shaggers who love being shafted by the super-rich.

Brexit was a tax-avoidance scheme voted for by morons!

Feel free to leave butthurt comments, flag shaggers!
May 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM