Gerry
gerryporter.bsky.social
Gerry
@gerryporter.bsky.social
I invented lettuce
Gotta give credit where it's due
December 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Far from the worst thing here, but how do you see that sentence and at least not Google "synonyms for fire"
December 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
They wouldn't even throw an iron on the tricolor
December 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Looking very alive, Sir!
November 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Crabs friends boobs 🤔
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Once has a barback mistakenly connect a keg of Sixpoint Resin (9.1abv) to a Founders All Day (4.7abv) tap that we were running a special on during a College Football party. Two hours of banging out 16oz pours and the place was like a warzone
November 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
This has been true for the best part of a decade! And dems know that. It's just easier to act shocked when Rs don't follow norms than it is to actually fucking fight for their constituents
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
RIP Tim Johnson
November 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Genuine Q, not a gotcha - have you spoken anywhere about the entanglement of pro sports, TV networks & gambling? I'm Irish, where gambling has had deleterious effects on mental health/suicide rates (even with guardrails not employed by US apps).Value your voice & would love to hear your thoughts!
November 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
We're seeing numbers, numbers we've never seen before. 700% 800%. And groceries. And old word but it's a beautiful word and I brought it back. Eggs, milk, bread. And we're hearing it more and more.
November 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
If you're not laughing at "Daddy would you like some sausage??" you are dead inside
November 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I'm not even really trying to argue. I guess for me the peak of any sport is seeing the best players go head to head at the most important moments (like an ace pitcher and star batter facing off in the World Series!) And intentional walking in this case is preventing that, which I think sucks
October 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
How indeed 🤔
October 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Grew up in Ireland with zero baseball exposure. Have lived in NYC for a decade and am convinced that intentional walking is the most cowardly act in all of sport, and should be limited/punishment with increasing severity to avoid what happened last night.
October 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
@thepressbox.bsky.social "embattled" sighting
October 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Pet Shop Boys - West End Girls
October 18, 2025 at 11:34 AM
A startling visage
September 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
['Love Stinks' voice] Woke Bread
August 31, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I want him to weigh in on this
August 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Flawless Victory
August 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Justified
August 1, 2025 at 10:13 AM
dril you do not under any circumstances post..
July 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Yogurt for breakfast and Woke Sandwiches for lunch. Churchill is spinning in his grave
July 12, 2025 at 12:37 PM