Gerry Gainford
gerrygainford.com
Gerry Gainford
@gerrygainford.com
Writer living in LA. Well, ok, I'm an IT nerd by day. New book, After The Fall, just released.
https://www.amazon.com/After-Fall-Apocalypse-Gerry-Gainford/dp/B0D8RFJ1ML
@litfestinthedena.bsky.social has some awesome books on display here. Come check it out.
May 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Oh your gym's bad because it's full of dicks? Mine is one level worse.
March 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
He's talking about Luigi, right?
February 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Wait? Plagiarism with AI? Never. I don't believe it...
January 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I knew I'd seen Melania's outfit before.
January 21, 2025 at 4:11 AM
As we move into a kleptocracy, I've been wondering how I can get my slice of the pie. Become a slumlord? Start a pump and dump crypto?
Nope. New business venture starts tomorrow. Designer. Bespoke

Guillotines by Gainford.
January 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Red sky at night.... something, something... worlds on fire delight, but it's ok, it's cyclical, and climate change isn't real.
January 11, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Didn't you whine about property taxes that fund the fire department?
Happy to go piss on your house for a hundred bucks.
January 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
"...innovative storytelling and insightful exploration of truth and fiction..." yes please.

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January 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
December 29, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Hipster nerd achievement badge unlocked.
December 26, 2024 at 3:08 AM
I'm listed in the New adult fiction for the Carrickmacross library.
December 18, 2024 at 9:44 AM
Hey New York
December 6, 2024 at 11:35 PM
I'm trying micro fiction. Yes, I talk too much anyway and this would be a good exercise - www.mattkendrick.co.uk/welkin-prize...
December 2, 2024 at 7:51 PM
LA Zoo Christmas Lights.
December 1, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Herself went to Canada for the weekend and left me at home with the baby. Turns out an 11 month old is no good at restraining me in a bookstore.
November 24, 2024 at 9:29 PM
There. Fixed it.
It was bugging the hell out of me.
November 24, 2024 at 3:10 PM
I hit my 100 day streak on duolingo and still can't speak any more Italian than ordering a coffee and a croissant. Which I used to be able to do by pointing and saying "coffee and croissant please." But loudly and slowly because louder and slower is like a babelfish.
November 21, 2024 at 11:03 AM
If you're interested in an apocalypse with a girl who can fix shit like she's MacGyver, a chase, a murder and a love back home to get to then I'd be happy to send you a copy. www.amazon.com/After-Fall-A...
November 21, 2024 at 11:01 AM
Spolier: It was on doordashing avocado toast.
November 18, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Schrödinger’s invention.
At the same time one of the most ridiculous things ever while being the greatest piece of genius in history. A stand to hold a kindle with a remote for turning the page.
Stupid idea. But then there's lying in bed without dropping the kindle on your face for the tenth time.
November 18, 2024 at 3:31 PM
I wrote a book. 4 years after the world ends Haley is stuck on the wrong side of what's left if the wrong continent and just wants to get home.
Reviews on Goodreads love it or call it #woke-trash. Get it now.
www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0D6...
September 13, 2024 at 12:43 PM