Gerraint
@gerraint.bsky.social
Building affordable homes with @PlatformHg.bsky.social #Mentor
Non Exec Director & Chair @chcymru.bsky.social
RAF veteran. Hates cucumber.
Gair-eye-nt #Cycling Mentor
Non Exec Director & Chair @chcymru.bsky.social
RAF veteran. Hates cucumber.
Gair-eye-nt #Cycling Mentor
Pinned
Did you know that eye love puns?
The cornea, the better
The cornea, the better
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Did you know that eye love puns?
The cornea, the better
The cornea, the better
I have just sold my champion homing pigeon on eBay for the 22nd time!
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I have just sold my champion homing pigeon on eBay for the 22nd time!
I really thought my wife was joking when she said she wanted to see a Monkees tribute band play in Switzerland.
And then I saw her face, now I’m in Geneva...
And then I saw her face, now I’m in Geneva...
November 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I really thought my wife was joking when she said she wanted to see a Monkees tribute band play in Switzerland.
And then I saw her face, now I’m in Geneva...
And then I saw her face, now I’m in Geneva...
The Telegraph - “Inside the tiny homes that could solve Britain’s housing crisis
The marvels of space economy are a timely lesson as Labour grapples with building 1.5 million new properties”
#ukhousing #housebuilding #socialhousing #urbanplanning
www.telegraph.co.uk/money/proper...
The marvels of space economy are a timely lesson as Labour grapples with building 1.5 million new properties”
#ukhousing #housebuilding #socialhousing #urbanplanning
www.telegraph.co.uk/money/proper...
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November 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
The Telegraph - “Inside the tiny homes that could solve Britain’s housing crisis
The marvels of space economy are a timely lesson as Labour grapples with building 1.5 million new properties”
#ukhousing #housebuilding #socialhousing #urbanplanning
www.telegraph.co.uk/money/proper...
The marvels of space economy are a timely lesson as Labour grapples with building 1.5 million new properties”
#ukhousing #housebuilding #socialhousing #urbanplanning
www.telegraph.co.uk/money/proper...
I was going to patent a method for reusing tea bags, but Tetley have taken out a restraining order against me...
November 20, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I was going to patent a method for reusing tea bags, but Tetley have taken out a restraining order against me...
The new James Bond will have grey hair!
No time to dye.
No time to dye.
November 18, 2025 at 8:02 AM
The new James Bond will have grey hair!
No time to dye.
No time to dye.
The Environmental Audit Committee has delivered a clear message: “nature is not the blocker to housing growth.”
The real barriers are far more familiar to anyone in our sector
#ukhousing
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
The real barriers are far more familiar to anyone in our sector
#ukhousing
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Nature is not a blocker to housing growth, MPs find
The Environmental Audit Committee found the government's measures are not enough to meet targets.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 17, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The Environmental Audit Committee has delivered a clear message: “nature is not the blocker to housing growth.”
The real barriers are far more familiar to anyone in our sector
#ukhousing
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
The real barriers are far more familiar to anyone in our sector
#ukhousing
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Earlier today I was thrown out of a bottomless brunch.
A simple dress code mixup.
A simple dress code mixup.
November 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Earlier today I was thrown out of a bottomless brunch.
A simple dress code mixup.
A simple dress code mixup.
l asked my son to go get me a phone book. He laughed, called me a dinosaur, and handed me his iPhone.
The spider is dead, the iPhone screen is cracked, and my son is furious.
The spider is dead, the iPhone screen is cracked, and my son is furious.
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
l asked my son to go get me a phone book. He laughed, called me a dinosaur, and handed me his iPhone.
The spider is dead, the iPhone screen is cracked, and my son is furious.
The spider is dead, the iPhone screen is cracked, and my son is furious.
If alcohol damages your short term memory, just imagine what alcohol can do.
November 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
If alcohol damages your short term memory, just imagine what alcohol can do.
Don't use a big word when a singularly unloquacious and diminutive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity.
November 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Don't use a big word when a singularly unloquacious and diminutive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity.
Here is a picture of my Christmas Tree.
It's still in the shed... because it's
November.
It's still in the shed... because it's
November.
November 7, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Here is a picture of my Christmas Tree.
It's still in the shed... because it's
November.
It's still in the shed... because it's
November.
I was bored earlier so l swapped all the chocolates into different wrappers.
My wife isn't amused…..She got her snickers in a twix.
My wife isn't amused…..She got her snickers in a twix.
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I was bored earlier so l swapped all the chocolates into different wrappers.
My wife isn't amused…..She got her snickers in a twix.
My wife isn't amused…..She got her snickers in a twix.
Slightly terrifying….
November 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Slightly terrifying….
I just burned my Hawaiian pizza earlier.
Maybe I should have cooked it on aloha temperature
Maybe I should have cooked it on aloha temperature
November 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I just burned my Hawaiian pizza earlier.
Maybe I should have cooked it on aloha temperature
Maybe I should have cooked it on aloha temperature
I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts' which, on the one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.
November 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts' which, on the one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.
I just watched a horror film about the dyslexic zombies?
They only eat Brians.
They only eat Brians.
November 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I just watched a horror film about the dyslexic zombies?
They only eat Brians.
They only eat Brians.
I just found out that I failed the RAF entrance exam.
Apparently Bomb Bay Doors are not an Indian tribute act.
Apparently Bomb Bay Doors are not an Indian tribute act.
November 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I just found out that I failed the RAF entrance exam.
Apparently Bomb Bay Doors are not an Indian tribute act.
Apparently Bomb Bay Doors are not an Indian tribute act.