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To all the "men used to go to war" bros. There are literally wars happening right now and I'm sure with a little initiative you could get involved. Go on, off you fuck
November 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Why don't they make the phone out of phone case
October 29, 2025 at 5:12 AM
It's wild that the WWII generation were barely in the ground before the USA turned around and was like, nah fascism is good actually
October 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I think what sucks about 'tech' being involved in space exploration is that they're doing the 20th-century space race in reverse. Trying to make money off it before it's actually done anything.
October 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Meh, I was always more of a fan of Keith Rural
Nicole Kidman filed for divorce on Tuesday from her husband, Keith Urban, after nearly 20 years of marriage, according to court records.
Nicole Kidman Files for Divorce From Keith Urban After Nearly 20 Years
The couple married in Australia in 2006. Their breakup surprised many fans.
nyti.ms
September 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Fucking try to tell any of these people what to do, or to moderate their behavior in any way. See what happens.
Larry Ellison envisions a surveillance state in which techbros rule. '“Citizens will be on their best behavior, because we’re constantly recording and reporting everything that is going on,” Ellison said in an hour-long Q&A during Oracle’s Financial Analyst Meeting last week.'
Larry Ellison predicts rise of the modern surveillance state where ‘citizens will be on their best behavior’ | Fortune
Oracle's Larry Ellison believes citizens and police alike will be under constant surveillance of each other.
fortune.com
September 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
*me making the jerk-off motion so hard my hand catches on fire
White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller at the Kirk memorial: “You have no idea the dragon you have awakaned.

“We will save this civilization and the West.”
September 22, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I've always heard about Daniel Day-Lewis making shoes. Never seen them, but I'm certain they look like this:
September 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy:
August 22, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Generational L
Good for him
August 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
If you're a 'promt engineer', that just means you're the robots shift manager 👎🏻
July 25, 2025 at 5:01 AM
July 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
At the time I thought the premise of the Watchmen series was goofy. Shows what I know
July 11, 2025 at 6:16 AM
July 4, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Yeah, why not. Just hook everything up to the lying machine. Go nuts
"AllTrails has a new generative AI feature that can be asked to 'shorten my route' or 'make this more scenic.'

But the people in charge of searching for lost hikers say the feature is going to exacerbate an issue they’ve been warning about for years: hiking apps providing false information."
AllTrails launches AI route-making tool, worrying search-and-rescue members
One of the world’s most popular hiking apps has a new generative AI feature that can be asked to "shorten my route" or "make this more scenic." But the people in charge of searching for lost hikers sa...
www.nationalobserver.com
June 20, 2025 at 4:01 AM
The first guy to casually grip the neck of his flack jacket with both hands must've really known they were cooking
June 20, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I'm not listening to that shit. But, if Joe Rogan had the director of the FBI on his show and didn't ask him about aliens, UFOs, or MIBs, he's clearly sold out his core values. Hate to see it
Wow. Elon Musk's tweet about Trump being in the Epstein Files was posted while Joe Rogan was interviewing Kash Patel. Patel was clearly caught off guard.

Rogan: Jesus Christ.

Patel: I'm not participating in any of that conversation...I'm just staying out of the Trump-Elon thing.
June 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Going off past performance, I really thought @boontavista.com ep 397 Singles For the Hot Dog Man was going to be about a handsome cryptid trying to date
May 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Lol, told ya
He's already got their money. So the funniest (probably least harmful) scenario is a bunch of tec dweebs try and get in his ear for 20min and at the end he's like "Wonderful dinner, amazing, good luck with your little computers" and never thinks about it again
May 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I think The Last Jedi was good. And Luke being a grumpy old fucker was one of my favorite parts
May 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
My favorite part of Andor season 2 was when Forest Whitaker's character shared his love for huffing fuel funes with the young rebel
May 10, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Danny McBride is American Matt Berry and vice versa
May 2, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Stop calling Trump Nouveau riche. He's not. He just has really bad taste
April 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
It's important to remember that the goal of this "company" was to fuck up any plans and divert money for non car public transport by literally selling pipe dreams
Boring Co., Elon Musk's tunneling company that has raised hundreds of millions in venture capital, has registered with the federal government as a "small business" making it eligible for government contracts reserved for small businesses
Musk-owned company says it qualifies for federal contracts reserved for small businesses
Not long after Donald Trump won the 2024 election, Elon Musk’s $7 billion tunneling company registered as a small business on a government portal for federal contractors.
www.muskwatch.com
April 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Oh, nice. Say hello to me, the pilot/sea-captain/bus-driver
Wikipedia editors on the Katy Perry talk page came to a resounding conclusion against calling her an astronaut
April 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM