“Fraid old Zeke, he rides up here with me, can’t trust a pig with watermelons yknow.”

Corporations are obviously evil, but are balanced out by the fact every small business owner I’ve ever worked for is the most cartoonishly selfish wacko on planet earth

The funniest thing would be making an AC3 video and just not even mentioning the previous games

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Scooter teen at the skatepark landed weird and yelled “oh my nuts!” And then dropped to his knees and laid his head directly on a pile of dog poop

Always hated this because shouldn’t the history of the Irish make white people MORE likely to support minorities? Like why is it always used as an excuse and not a reason for solidarity

*incoherent Rick & Morty reference* right guys? Anyway paychecks are gonna be late again

Honestly as incredible a talent as he is, Sox need pitching. Soto and no rotation improvement would’ve left the Sox playoff odds just as questionable