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Amateur foreigner in Germany. Writer and web 1.0 revivalist at germanintegration.com
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German integration @germanintegration.com · Oct 14
I'm eating all these delicious communist school lunches like someone brought Peter Thiel to a potluck germanintegration.com/communist-sc...
Another taste of communism: let's eat school kitchen Schichtkohlpfanne
Time to eat another communist school kid's favorite: whatever Schichtkohlpfanne is!
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C'monnnn backlink!

Reviewing Germany's best TLC ripoff: Tic Tac Toe germanintegration.com/german-tlc-t...
Reviewing Germany's best TLC ripoff: Tic Tac Toe
Just because art is manufactured doesn't mean it's bad. This is not that.
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November 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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I still don't deal
November 26, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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This is like opening a McDonalds to bagpipes

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From the Munich community on Reddit: Taiko Drumming Performance - Uniqlo Munich opens today
Explore this post and more from the Munich community
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November 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Time change and a week of rain like seasonal depression needs to make an entrance after sleeping in my bathtub all summer
October 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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It's fascinating how in real life huge stories just don't have an ending at all. Remember the Boeing scandal? Planes falling apart? Dead whistleblowers? Was there some kind of resolution to it? Is it all fine now?

It's like a plot that's just an endless series of inciting incidents
October 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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I'm eating all these delicious communist school lunches like someone brought Peter Thiel to a potluck germanintegration.com/communist-sc...
Another taste of communism: let's eat school kitchen Schichtkohlpfanne
Time to eat another communist school kid's favorite: whatever Schichtkohlpfanne is!
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October 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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The Stasi had to do something while they sat around in your attic

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Sonderausstellung - AlliiertenMuseum
Die Ausstellung „ColdWarGames – Alles nur ein Spiel“ widmet sich Spielen aus dem Kalten Krieg und über den Kalten Krieg.
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October 8, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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How does one become a person who points at nothing for the news? If ever got to be a person who points at nothing for the news I'd point with like a hot dog
It's a screenshot from German news about opposition to a wind farm. There's a steel-haired woman gesturing at a swampy field where a windmill or some shit is supposed to be built. Who gives a shit, right? Well, she does. She's put on her most serious frown and frowniest puffer jacket for this photo opp and the world had better damn well know that she's terribly scared.
September 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Ever wanted a 128x128 .bmp of Bob Dole tiled seemlessly on your desktop? Of course you have. But you missed your chance, right?

Right?

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Dole Kemp '96 Computer Wallpaper
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September 16, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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Not bad

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A taste of communism: sampling DDR school goulash
What did they feed children in the DDR? Find out here
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September 7, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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I've been going easy on this guy
August 28, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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learning about the history of the sport
August 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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This isn't 100% why i do what i do but it is 100% right

"You hate the modern Internet? Me too. Let’s build something better, together. Something that serves our needs, and doesn’t hinder them. Something where people have a stake, and ownership, and a sense of sovereignty..."
matthewhughes.bsky.social Matthew Hughes @matthewhughes.bsky.social · Aug 14
The Internet was once a shining beacon of potential and opportunity. Then it was destroyed.

My latest newsletter is over 10,000 words about how it happened, who's responsible, and how we can build a better, fairer Internet.

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How The Internet Died
Dissecting a tragedy of the commons
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August 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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If a compilation CD of beach-themed German dance remixes sounds bad, imagine actually listening to it

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The best German music for the worst summer ever
Enjoying summer? Not anymore!
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August 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Nobody knows where to start with German integration so why not start at the start? Read the revamped introductory lesson you missed the first million times

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The introductory German integration lesson you never knew you needed
The guide to fitting in where nobody can
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July 12, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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Remember when we all made fun of the Jersey Shore people until douches stopped existing? We need to do that again
July 7, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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I normally like doing shorter articles on weird food but here's 6000 words of drunk Hardy Boys

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Beelitz beatdown at Spargelfest
How badly did the Beelitz Asparagus Festival mess me up? Find out in the first ever German Integration Mystery
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June 28, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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majorarschloch.bsky.social
Exactly.
June 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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June 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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You can see why Elisabeth would be the end of the line
A family grave stone. It lists three names. Peter Fucks, Anna Fucks, and Elisabeth Wiedemer.
June 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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A towel makes a fine whip, good pot holder, and a poor-man's trivet. But can it protect you from butt? Here's how we found out the truth

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How do towels keep German suanas so clean?
The German sauna means one thing: nudity. But when genitals start sweating, how do they keep it clean?
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May 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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It's Christi Himmelfahrt today. The day when, after his resurrection and 40 days walking the earth, Jesus ascended to heaven by ripping ass
May 29, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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Worms, pigs, me, worms, probably pigs again. I don't know what this does to the food web but I'm integrated

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Mett: is it really safe?'
DELICIOUS RAW PORK SANDWICHES ARE COMING FOR YOUR FAMILY
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May 7, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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You used to be able to stand on keyboards. Look what they took from you
thespaceshipper.com The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · Apr 30
Happy birthday, web! I met you shortly after and fell forever in love. 😘
April 30, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Mark Carney isn't a real person. He's an actor named Mark Moses
A black and white photo of a handsome middle-aged man with salt and pepper air and flinty eyes. Mark Carney? Or is it actor Mark Moses' head shot?
April 29, 2025 at 12:53 PM