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Gay bear surrounded by literal bears.

Colorado ex-pat, living my spooky autumnal fantasy in the New England woods. Struggling gardener, gamer, reader, insufferable cat […]

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Idk how you're supposed to do anything but go into a food coma after a feast then sunset at 4:20pm. so we are embracing it, gn
November 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
quiet!! it's the kpop demon hunters on the Macy's thanksgiving day parade
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Why isn't there a perfect unicorn journaling app that caters to my desires exactly 😡
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Did we crash Netflix lol #strangerthings
November 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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btw even if you're wearing a cock cage you still have to cook poultry to an internal temperature of 165°F. not sure how that rumor to the contrary got started but regardless
November 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
ayoooo!!! holiday weekend time! out of my way
🫘🫛🥔🍅🗣️
November 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
ahhhh wait how is it Thanksgiving week already what happened! 🏃‍♂️💨
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
is this "vibe coding"? :
November 24, 2025 at 4:21 AM
i can't trust a gay that does a cat video that begins and ends with their own face GIRL get out of the frame!! this isn't about you
November 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
the squid games reality show is so sadistic and inhumane and unfortunately I cannot get enough of it 😭 the psychological terrorism they are performing in these fools
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
what is the next presidential candidate's plan for Chili's being cheaper than McDonald's and Chipotle being cheaper than Taco Bell
November 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Went to check the Switch sales and what I got instead was a system update that bricked my travel dock for having the audacity of not being a Nintendo-brand dock 🥴 It is like they are actively trying to make me hate them
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
An example of overlooked capitalist propaganda is the way we've been tricked into revering the discipline of morning ppl and labeling nightowls as lazy.

Ok. so you woke up at 6am. but where were you at 8pm, martha? asleep?? now that's laziness right there, to me. i'm just getting started bitch
November 22, 2025 at 6:26 AM
absolutely fucking not
November 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I decided to treat myself and start HelloFresh again but I... think they may be using AI now to create their recipes.

Look at this absurd amount of flour they sent to make a tiny little cup of dipping gravy. I guess I can bake a loaf of bread to go with it lol
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
i know it's expected in polite society, but it inflicts actual pain upon me to refrain from treating someone like i think they're dumb when i... really do think they are deeply stupid actually
November 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
final fantasy pls be serious
November 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
the fediverse only life is never knowing any news until like a week later when the europeans start talking about it, UNLESS it has anything to do with cloudflare or whatever the hell 'aws' was, in which case it will be made known to me immediately
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Hard to imagine the Game Awards will be anything but a clean sweep by Clair Obscur (and it deserves all of it), but had to throw a bone to SHf with a vote for Konatsu Kato. Utterly visceral. A foreign language nomination is incredible in itself, let alone it being Geoff's most hated series lol
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Stranger Things took one look at our holiday schedules for 2025 and said "how can i make that about ME"
November 16, 2025 at 1:45 AM
idk what you gays are on about, Guillermo's Frankenstein was great
November 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
it really was everyone but Hillary blowing Bill Clinton in the 90s
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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jrpg main character: *wakes up*
game:
November 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I need to get some of these ​:bear_booty:​

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November 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
nooo Anno noooo what have you done to me!!! #anno117
November 13, 2025 at 5:52 AM