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Geri Dudley: The Skeets of Laredo
@geripauldudley.bsky.social
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Quizmaster, writer, actor. Jeopardy! loser. Narcoleptic/AuDHD poly queer nonbinary chaotic weirdo (complimentary). they/them
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LOOK AT THIS NONSENSE.
Screenshot of draft skeet, the word “chipmunk” is entered. Suggested text is “chipmunks” and the chipmunk emoji.
July 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Look at this nonsense.
Screenshot of draft skeet, the word “squirrel” is entered. Suggested text is “squirrels” and the chipmunk emoji.
July 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Probably the nicest thing anyone’s ever said about twenty-years-ago me. I’m hold this one in my heart today. ❤️
Screenshot of message thread. First message: You seemed effortlessly you *gasp emoji reaction* Second message: Like you had zero fucks to give in the best happiest way *gasp emoji reaction* Third message: Totally admired that *big eyes emoji reaction*
July 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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@michaelhobbes.bsky.social Someone posted this on FB and my first thought was “oh hey it’s Michael’s wack skeleton”
A Facebook post with the caption “If you feel uncomfortable in the night, please understand it is just your skeleton’s inherent need for freedom.” over a comical diptych drawing of a person with glasses who is lying down, but within each person is a smallish skeleton not aligned within the body and which appears to be trying to escape.
July 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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I know we don't dunk on Bluesky BUT

why this dude look like Tim Robbins was in a lesser tier late 1990's boy band
profile picture of Billy Binion, some fuckin' guy, who looks like if Tim Robbins were in a lesser tier boy band, no joke, like what if he escaped Shawshank and then did the "bye bye bye" dance outside the prison, that's what this dude looks like
June 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Style icon Doreen Green, the Unbeatable Squirrel Girl
Copy of Unbeatable Squirrel Girl #1, she is hoosted on the shoulders of Thor and Captain America
May 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Had my first go at using a mending loom on an old pair of jeans (practicing on a pair what doesn't fit anymore), and honestly, I think I did pretty well! #sewing #VisibleMending
A pair of very well worn jeans, where the inner thigh of one leg has been mended with blue and black thread, weaving over a damaged area. Close up of mending on a worn patch of denim jeans, using a small mending loom
April 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Sophie Duker!
Sophie Duker looking incredible in an argyle sweater vest outfit, holding a microphone.
April 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Aaaaand embroidery project progress part 5 (or 6? I forget). This was fun! I need some practice on doing the leaves as intended but I think this turned out well for a first effort!
A completed embroidery project in a hoop. Vines and leaves in four shades of green. Various shapes of white flowers. The leaves have contrasting thread "veins." There are several small white flowers made from french knots.
March 30, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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@ericafails.bsky.social So I have started learning embroidery recently and if I'm being honest it's not NOT because of your work-in-progress pictures you share on socials and Patreon. Thank you for the inspiration!
An embroidery pattern of vines and leaves in four shades of green, with white flowers of various shapes.
March 29, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Embroidery project progress part 4. Just leaf veins and french knots for small flowers left to go! Did this chunk while watching Never Stop Blowing Up @dimension20.bsky.social.
A fully filled in embroidery pattern in an embroidery hoop. It's three shades of green vines and leaves with various shapes of white flowers. The whole thing is maybe six inches wide.
March 29, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Embroidery project progress part 4. Another three hours in. (Basically I watch @dimension20.bsky.social and do embroidery now, that is my vibe)
Embroidery pattern of leaves, vines, and white flowers. Mixed shades of green. All but three and a half leaves are stitched.
March 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Embroidery project progress part 3
Vine, leaf, and flower pattern on an embroidery hoop. All the flowers are stitched in white. All hut one of the vines is stitched in.
March 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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My first embroidery project progress continues
A vine, leaf, and flower pattern in an embroidery hoop. Some of the vines and leaves are complete, stitched in a few shades of green. Of the ten flowers, 6.75 are stitched, in white.
March 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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This took me almost three hours but I enjoyed myself. Just sitting on the couch listening to old-timey fiddle music and taking my first swing at embroidery.
A vine, leaf, and flower embroidery pattern in an embroidery hoop. A few leaves and vines have been stitched in. There’s a lot left to go.
March 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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With alt text!
People Magazine: A Team of Scientists Is Trapped at Isolated Antarctic Base for 10 Months. 1 of Them Just Attacked and Threatened Others: Report
March 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Truly a cursed image
A picture of Chris Pratt and Mark Wahlberg with the text "Join MARK WAHLBERG & CHRIS PRATT on Hallow" and a prompt to download the Hallow prayer app. Absolutely cursed shit.
March 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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I felt cute here. 😄
A middled aged white guy with salt and pepper hair and a beard stands in a flower shop, wearing Carhartt pants, work boots, a hoodie and jacket, while holding a pair of branch loppers and a large handful of blooming quince branches that arch over his head. The flower shop is cute as hell.
March 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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I feel as though muting "let that sink in" will vastly improve my quality of life on this website
Screenshot of the BlueSky app moderation settings. I am setting the phrase "let that sink in" to be muted forever, including from users I follow.
March 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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A'ight, sure
A salt and pepper bearded white guy (me) in his early forties takes a mirror selfie. The mirror is dirty.
February 28, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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Okay sure whatever why not?
1 Like = 1 Fact About Me
December 21, 2024 at 8:44 PM
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My #SpotifyWrapped is so weird by the standards of anyone else, I feel like.
Spotify Wrapped top songs screenshot. 1. Reaper in Jeans by Appalachian Anarchy 2. Maverick by Talisk 3. "Touch the Sky" from the "Brave" soundtrack by Julie Fowlis 4. 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton 5. Pict by Talisk Spotify Wrapped screenshot. Top Artists: 1. Talisk 2. Appalachian Anarchy 3. Michael Ghelfi 4. Andrew W.K. Top Songs same as previous image.
December 5, 2024 at 12:03 AM
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It's true, it was! 🥰
A woman in a beautiful white tea length wedding dress carrying a bouquet emerges from a path surrounded by greenery followed by a man wearing a tan suit.
November 25, 2024 at 12:15 PM
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Not mine, but this is me and a friend's kitten
A middled aged white man in a green Carhartt t shirt with a grey beard and hair holds a small bright eyed black kitten in a flower shop with blue walls
November 24, 2024 at 9:35 PM
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Post a picture of yourself to show the newbies what they’re dealing with
A middle aged white man in a green Carhartt t-shirt with a greying beard holds a small black kitten in a flower shop with bright blue walls
November 20, 2024 at 4:10 AM