A Consignment of Geriatric Shoemakers
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A Consignment of Geriatric Shoemakers
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52 year old in the U.K. The mileage may vary.
Contents settle in transit.
Stains if split.
No news is good news.
Just a consignment of geriatric shoemakers.
There'll be Hades hairpiece.
He/Him
If people saw the price of hydrogen they wouldn’t touch it with a 10 foot insulated and grounded barge pole.
January 9, 2026 at 12:29 PM
But whatabout Lizard?
a cartoon lizard is smiling with the word lizard below it
Alt: a cartoon lizard is smiling with the word lizard below it
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January 7, 2026 at 8:31 PM
By now your cupboard will be toasty warm.
Can you fit comfortably inside the cupboard?
January 6, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Dinner for two.
January 3, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Maybe it’s not the cat that bites, maybe it’s the friend.
January 2, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Yeah, you can get the AstroNova 41391600 from any local avionics stationery store.
Look for the pack with the ocelot on it.

Don’t be tempted to use the gas station equivalents as they tend to fade to beige in the sun.
December 31, 2025 at 7:59 AM