Alas, neither can I, which is half the problem

But how soon will it be able to cast Gaseous Form so I can float away from social interactions??

Our White House, officially, openly rejoicing in its cruelty.

Genuinely took my breath away.

At this rate, my head will not survive all the desk-banging it's going to get subjected to

I believe the point is they're not getting "stuck" with anything 😉

I think it came down to "do this or we'll fire you" in many cases, so they resigned as a very public response of "absolutely not."