Gerard Bauer
@gerardmbauer.com
Classical music enthusiast. Geology nerd. Managing my retirement one microbrewery at a time. Pays the spiritual mortgage through a camera lens.
Trust me, it won't matter.
December 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Trust me, it won't matter.
Cupcake? What cupcake?
December 7, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Cupcake? What cupcake?
It may. But not in a good way.
December 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
It may. But not in a good way.
Where's the tortillas?
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Where's the tortillas?
Thanksgiving travel always made Tom nervous.
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Thanksgiving travel always made Tom nervous.
I'll double down on Wolfe's Long Sun, but you should also read the granddaddy of them all, Heinlein's novella, "Universe."
November 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I'll double down on Wolfe's Long Sun, but you should also read the granddaddy of them all, Heinlein's novella, "Universe."
Invasion of the mutated avocados.
November 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Invasion of the mutated avocados.
Boomers: brandishing their library cards.
November 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Boomers: brandishing their library cards.
And with friends like this, who needs enemas?
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
And with friends like this, who needs enemas?
See! Best way to digest hunters!
November 19, 2025 at 7:14 AM
See! Best way to digest hunters!
I heard you tweeting that hussy!
November 16, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I heard you tweeting that hussy!
Tiptree's best story? That's saying something! Now I have homework.
November 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Tiptree's best story? That's saying something! Now I have homework.
Where's the dromedary chow?
November 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Where's the dromedary chow?
Ross Macdonald's work needs some serious revival. One of the greats. His work always impressed me as a blend of Raymond Chandler and Eugene O'Neill.
November 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Ross Macdonald's work needs some serious revival. One of the greats. His work always impressed me as a blend of Raymond Chandler and Eugene O'Neill.
Been there, continue to keep doing that. Music, too!
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Been there, continue to keep doing that. Music, too!
Why would you tickle the French?
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Why would you tickle the French?
You should see the couch!
November 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
You should see the couch!
Welcome to our roadhouse!
November 5, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Welcome to our roadhouse!
And I'm certain the Department of (Convenient) Justice will investigate the source of those threats.....
November 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
And I'm certain the Department of (Convenient) Justice will investigate the source of those threats.....
Would you please stop bugging me!
November 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Would you please stop bugging me!
Remember tonight's Feline Standard Time.
November 2, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Remember tonight's Feline Standard Time.