geothebio ✨🔪
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artist, dog owner, and garlic bread expert (30, she/they)
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📍Michigan
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artist, dog owner, and garlic bread expert (30, she/they)
🚫NO AI🚫 Commissions closed!
📍Michigan
http://ko-fi.com/geothebio
geothebio.storenvy.com
youtube.com/geothebio
http://geothebio.com
walking into trader joe's and not being able to eat half the shit there because it's crunchy is such a bummer man
November 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
walking into trader joe's and not being able to eat half the shit there because it's crunchy is such a bummer man
me out here in rural michigan delivering pizza during hunting season
a man in a cape is flying through the air
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November 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
me out here in rural michigan delivering pizza during hunting season
wanted to try a wood/lino cut type of style, and it was fun! 🥕 #portfolio #tattooflash
November 15, 2025 at 2:24 PM
wanted to try a wood/lino cut type of style, and it was fun! 🥕 #portfolio #tattooflash
god i wish i were a fly on the wall in the south park writer’s room right now
November 15, 2025 at 12:35 PM
god i wish i were a fly on the wall in the south park writer’s room right now
thinking about all the crunchy food i can’t eat for 4 more weeks
a monkey is sitting on a rock next to a cat in the woods .
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November 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
thinking about all the crunchy food i can’t eat for 4 more weeks
can’t eat crunchy food till mid december because my dentist had wrist surgery
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
can’t eat crunchy food till mid december because my dentist had wrist surgery
i’m seriously considering getting my old 2015 macbook pro refurbished simply because i loved and i miss that laptop so badly
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
i’m seriously considering getting my old 2015 macbook pro refurbished simply because i loved and i miss that laptop so badly
sometimes living out in the country i still feel like a disgruntled downstairs neighbor because have to bang on the ceiling with a broom handle to get the raccoon on my roof the shut the fuck up at midnight
November 8, 2025 at 11:57 AM
sometimes living out in the country i still feel like a disgruntled downstairs neighbor because have to bang on the ceiling with a broom handle to get the raccoon on my roof the shut the fuck up at midnight
is fallout monster factory returning??? hold the fuck up
November 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
is fallout monster factory returning??? hold the fuck up
speaking of dogs, Ginger’s stitches have completely healed up and she’s starting to feel more like herself now!
November 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
speaking of dogs, Ginger’s stitches have completely healed up and she’s starting to feel more like herself now!
once again here to bang on bethesda’s windows and ask them to add a dachshund dog to the pets section
i would even take it as a reward for next year’s fasnacht PLEASE add some other kinds of dogs i beg you
i would even take it as a reward for next year’s fasnacht PLEASE add some other kinds of dogs i beg you
November 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
once again here to bang on bethesda’s windows and ask them to add a dachshund dog to the pets section
i would even take it as a reward for next year’s fasnacht PLEASE add some other kinds of dogs i beg you
i would even take it as a reward for next year’s fasnacht PLEASE add some other kinds of dogs i beg you
thinking about my childhood next door neighbor who had to move away suddenly because her dad was in the army
a close up of a dog 's face with its eyes closed and looking at the camera .
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November 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
thinking about my childhood next door neighbor who had to move away suddenly because her dad was in the army
god, the five hour naps after these dentists appointments have been fantastic. i should start getting into naps tbh
November 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
god, the five hour naps after these dentists appointments have been fantastic. i should start getting into naps tbh
throw me your fav soft food recs! go-gurt tubes are waiting for me back in my freezer but i want dinner ideas lmao
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
throw me your fav soft food recs! go-gurt tubes are waiting for me back in my freezer but i want dinner ideas lmao
last and final root canal today see y’all on the other side 👍🏻
November 6, 2025 at 12:27 PM
last and final root canal today see y’all on the other side 👍🏻
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me not even living in new york waking up to see that cuomo lost
a cartoon character pointing at a building with the word ha on it
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June 25, 2025 at 11:25 AM
me not even living in new york waking up to see that cuomo lost
more random practice flash mostly because i felt like drawing the smiling friends (minus mr boss because he freaks me out) #portfolio #tattooflash #smilingfriends
November 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
more random practice flash mostly because i felt like drawing the smiling friends (minus mr boss because he freaks me out) #portfolio #tattooflash #smilingfriends
shoutout to my fellow food/retail employees that have to endure an eight hour+ shift of Monster Mash on repeat today
October 31, 2025 at 6:04 PM
shoutout to my fellow food/retail employees that have to endure an eight hour+ shift of Monster Mash on repeat today
mmm love getting a random taste of that prednisone i took like six hours ago
a cartoon of spongebob holding a can of snail soup
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October 31, 2025 at 10:49 AM
mmm love getting a random taste of that prednisone i took like six hours ago
my last root canal is a week from today and then i’ll be halfway through all the dental work i need 😭
October 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
my last root canal is a week from today and then i’ll be halfway through all the dental work i need 😭
i would love to sleep past 7am these days but apparently my body has decided that i’m Too Old for that now
October 30, 2025 at 10:22 AM
i would love to sleep past 7am these days but apparently my body has decided that i’m Too Old for that now
explaining to all the new hires that yes, i have actually worked here for the last 7 years
an elderly woman says it 's been 84 years ...
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October 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
explaining to all the new hires that yes, i have actually worked here for the last 7 years
shoutout to the mbmbam fan who helped assist my endodontist the other day 😭 you recognized my license plate/stickers and we briefly talked about the podcast but i forgot to thank you for being such a good assistant bless you 🙏🏻
October 25, 2025 at 12:04 PM
shoutout to the mbmbam fan who helped assist my endodontist the other day 😭 you recognized my license plate/stickers and we briefly talked about the podcast but i forgot to thank you for being such a good assistant bless you 🙏🏻
feel a little bit like a got punched in the jaw today but slowly my life is getting less stressful 👍🏻
October 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
feel a little bit like a got punched in the jaw today but slowly my life is getting less stressful 👍🏻
still no fo3 or new vegas remaster
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October 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
still no fo3 or new vegas remaster