Georgie Parker
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Seems pretty fucked up that one man can unilaterally destroy the entire global economy with a sharpie. #trumptariffs
April 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Seems pretty fucked up that one man can unilaterally destroy the entire global economy with a sharpie. #trumptariffs
Are the rich trying to steal all the money from the poor because none of theirs is real?
March 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Are the rich trying to steal all the money from the poor because none of theirs is real?
One of the best things about having a shit opinion is you can keep it to your fucking self.
Ask yourself, is it the attention you’re after? Do you get off on being cruel? You're not changing anything by saying it out loud – you’re just another miserable voice making life worse for everyone else.
Ask yourself, is it the attention you’re after? Do you get off on being cruel? You're not changing anything by saying it out loud – you’re just another miserable voice making life worse for everyone else.
March 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
One of the best things about having a shit opinion is you can keep it to your fucking self.
Ask yourself, is it the attention you’re after? Do you get off on being cruel? You're not changing anything by saying it out loud – you’re just another miserable voice making life worse for everyone else.
Ask yourself, is it the attention you’re after? Do you get off on being cruel? You're not changing anything by saying it out loud – you’re just another miserable voice making life worse for everyone else.
Just another day of double checking I'm not reading the Onion...
Dropkick Murphy's getting suspended from X on St. Patrick's Day was not at the top of my list.
Though it is better to be a man of character than a man of means, it is also better to not be a thin-skinned nazi fuck, Elon.
Dropkick Murphy's getting suspended from X on St. Patrick's Day was not at the top of my list.
Though it is better to be a man of character than a man of means, it is also better to not be a thin-skinned nazi fuck, Elon.
March 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Just another day of double checking I'm not reading the Onion...
Dropkick Murphy's getting suspended from X on St. Patrick's Day was not at the top of my list.
Though it is better to be a man of character than a man of means, it is also better to not be a thin-skinned nazi fuck, Elon.
Dropkick Murphy's getting suspended from X on St. Patrick's Day was not at the top of my list.
Though it is better to be a man of character than a man of means, it is also better to not be a thin-skinned nazi fuck, Elon.
So "Make America Healthy Again" actually means eating fried food in a slightly different, less healthy manner, rather than eating less fried foods — no wonder it's so popular.
🦅🇺🇸🍟Freedom to clog your arteries fries 🍟🦅🇺🇸
🦅🇺🇸🍟Freedom to clog your arteries fries 🍟🦅🇺🇸
March 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
So "Make America Healthy Again" actually means eating fried food in a slightly different, less healthy manner, rather than eating less fried foods — no wonder it's so popular.
🦅🇺🇸🍟Freedom to clog your arteries fries 🍟🦅🇺🇸
🦅🇺🇸🍟Freedom to clog your arteries fries 🍟🦅🇺🇸
Do you like IDLES? Do you like WOMEN? Perhaps you spent your formative years in England getting drunk on Lambrini?
Either way, this is tight.
Either way, this is tight.
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March 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Do you like IDLES? Do you like WOMEN? Perhaps you spent your formative years in England getting drunk on Lambrini?
Either way, this is tight.
Either way, this is tight.
Dr. Oz leading Medicare and Medicaid after selling "miracle cures" on television is peak America.
His audience ages into Medicare, so the scam goes federal: perfect for an administration where the grift never stops.
Feels less like governance and more like a late-state Dario Argento film.
His audience ages into Medicare, so the scam goes federal: perfect for an administration where the grift never stops.
Feels less like governance and more like a late-state Dario Argento film.
March 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Dr. Oz leading Medicare and Medicaid after selling "miracle cures" on television is peak America.
His audience ages into Medicare, so the scam goes federal: perfect for an administration where the grift never stops.
Feels less like governance and more like a late-state Dario Argento film.
His audience ages into Medicare, so the scam goes federal: perfect for an administration where the grift never stops.
Feels less like governance and more like a late-state Dario Argento film.
What step of the DOGE plan was the $16 million Guantanamo Bay Operation? What in the Fyre Fest shenanigans is $3.1 million per tent that wasn't even up to standard.. they should've called Andy King -- he would've known what to do.
March 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
What step of the DOGE plan was the $16 million Guantanamo Bay Operation? What in the Fyre Fest shenanigans is $3.1 million per tent that wasn't even up to standard.. they should've called Andy King -- he would've known what to do.
There's absolutely zero chance that this Tesla stunt will backfire.
March 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
There's absolutely zero chance that this Tesla stunt will backfire.
Just a reminder that all the headlines telling you that billionaires have lost billions since the inauguration are bullshit. They are still billionaires and we're still arguing over the price of eggs.
Wait until they buy up what we have to sell for pennies.
Wait until they buy up what we have to sell for pennies.
March 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Just a reminder that all the headlines telling you that billionaires have lost billions since the inauguration are bullshit. They are still billionaires and we're still arguing over the price of eggs.
Wait until they buy up what we have to sell for pennies.
Wait until they buy up what we have to sell for pennies.
Women will never have equal rights until men can control their emotions.
March 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Women will never have equal rights until men can control their emotions.
At what point does an adult in the room stand up and point out how fucking stupid these censors are? These sweeping, blanket AI searches are idiotic and dangerous; it's stopping vital scientific research; deleting history; and believe it or not...making you look like a stupid fucking cunt.
March 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
At what point does an adult in the room stand up and point out how fucking stupid these censors are? These sweeping, blanket AI searches are idiotic and dangerous; it's stopping vital scientific research; deleting history; and believe it or not...making you look like a stupid fucking cunt.
I'm so mad they've made me happy a rocket exploded.
March 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I'm so mad they've made me happy a rocket exploded.
Every Democratic Rep should offer to meet with voters whose GOP Reps refuse to hold town halls - not just Tim Walz.
March 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Every Democratic Rep should offer to meet with voters whose GOP Reps refuse to hold town halls - not just Tim Walz.
Boomer ass couple next to me at the dentist "oh they just closed the SSA office of transformation" "oh you can only imagine what that is" "something to do with the transgenders I suppose"
February 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Boomer ass couple next to me at the dentist "oh they just closed the SSA office of transformation" "oh you can only imagine what that is" "something to do with the transgenders I suppose"
Conservatives are so comically evil. Globally. They know they are cartoon villains, right?
February 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Conservatives are so comically evil. Globally. They know they are cartoon villains, right?
Democratic states should start doing a bunch of cool shit à la Michigan raising the minimum wage. Free public transport, day care, faster speed limits, whatever. Just fuckin' dunk on MAGA by being awesome.
February 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Democratic states should start doing a bunch of cool shit à la Michigan raising the minimum wage. Free public transport, day care, faster speed limits, whatever. Just fuckin' dunk on MAGA by being awesome.
Let's face it, the downfall of DOGE will be sexpionage. The jokes will write themselves. Any volunteers?
February 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Let's face it, the downfall of DOGE will be sexpionage. The jokes will write themselves. Any volunteers?
Not sure about y'all, but my eggs are priceless.
January 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Not sure about y'all, but my eggs are priceless.
This really does feel like a death march. I don't think we have the chips to bargain against the wealth that is assembling at the table of power.
January 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
This really does feel like a death march. I don't think we have the chips to bargain against the wealth that is assembling at the table of power.
Hot take: Doctors should delay treatment for members of Congress and insurance company executives until they stop killing the general public out of greed.
January 15, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Hot take: Doctors should delay treatment for members of Congress and insurance company executives until they stop killing the general public out of greed.
What's your hobby going to be for the next four years? Scowling? Frowning? Tutting and mumbling under your breath? All three? So much to consider.
January 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
What's your hobby going to be for the next four years? Scowling? Frowning? Tutting and mumbling under your breath? All three? So much to consider.
If even one of the mainstream media channels reported from the sentiment of the general population over this "insensitivity", they'd make a killing in the ratings.
Although with all the billionaire backing, who needs the people?
Although with all the billionaire backing, who needs the people?
December 12, 2024 at 2:42 PM
If even one of the mainstream media channels reported from the sentiment of the general population over this "insensitivity", they'd make a killing in the ratings.
Although with all the billionaire backing, who needs the people?
Although with all the billionaire backing, who needs the people?
So we just scratched the surface of the upstairs vs downstairs divide... Let's keep that conversation going. At the end of the day, most of us are just trying to pay rent.
How is the media missing this crucial dialogue?
How is the media missing this crucial dialogue?
December 9, 2024 at 12:53 AM
So we just scratched the surface of the upstairs vs downstairs divide... Let's keep that conversation going. At the end of the day, most of us are just trying to pay rent.
How is the media missing this crucial dialogue?
How is the media missing this crucial dialogue?