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Ozzy Osbourne in a bowler hat Anne black coat, sporting a cane and a demented grin
July 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Woman in the kitchen making dinner, holding a baby in a cozy, surrounded by a needy child, a needy dog, toys on the floor, and a man mansplaining why he isn’t pulling his weight. Mansplaining man: “Actually, we’re a constitutional republic.”
July 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Cookie Monster walking and talking with a random dude. Cookie Monster: “Actually, we a constitutional republic.”
July 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Man sizes up his painting of an approaching asteroid. Woman looks on skeptically. Man: “Actually, we’re a constitutional republic.”
July 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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A cat dressed as General Patton stands in the kitchen. Its owner interrupts a phone call to address it. Cat owner: “Actually, we’re a constitutional republic.”
July 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Man carries a bottlenose dolphin through an aquarium lobby. Patrons at the ticket booth stare at him. Ticket guy: “Actually, we’re a constitutional republic.”
July 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Moses holds the Ten Commandments. The hand of God above holds a stone tablet 1040 form. God: “Actually, we’re a constitutional republic.”
July 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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A king on a balcony, kingsplaining to the peasantry. King: “Actually, we’re a constitutional republic.”
July 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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A boy addresses the Giving Tree, arms upraised. Boy: “Actually, we’re a constitutional republic.”
July 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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St. Peter at the gates of heaven. A sentry post with a King’s Guard is on either side. St. Pete: “Actually, we’re a constitutional republic.”
July 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Cat in a hospital bed, surrounded by cat family. Bedridden cat: “Actually, we’re a constitutional republic.”
July 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Young Arthur has pulled Excalibur from the stone. Merlin stands behind him, hands on his shoulder. Merlin: “Actually, we’re a constitutional republic.”
July 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Two frogs in a slowly boiling pot of water, one relaxed, one worried. Relaxed frog: “Actually, we’re a constitutional republic.”
July 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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In a young couple’s living room. Woman on a sofa, looking anxiously at dozens of snowmen staring through the windows. Man in an easy chair, working on laptop, looking dismissive. Man: “Actually, we’re a constitutional republic.”
July 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Two people in windbreakers go for a stroll, pressured by charging rhinos. Windbreaker dude: “Actually, we’re a constitutional republic.”
July 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Zelensky visits the White House, but the entire cabinet is wearing clown noses. Cabinet member: “Actually, we’re a constitutional republic.”
July 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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An otter and a priest share a park bench, deep in conversation. Otter: “Actually, we’re a constitutional republic.”
July 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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New Yorker cartoons but all the captions read “Actually, we’re a constitutional republic.” A thread:
Superman catches a falling curmudgeon in midair. Curmudgeon: “Actually, we’re a constitutional republic.”
July 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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July 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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If you connect the dots you can see our bullpen nearly blowing a lead. #RedSox
June 17, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Aw yeah, Red Sox are back, baby
June 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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I laughed so hard I choked on my lotus.
The rear of Honda Odyssey with a bumper sticker reading “My other car is an Iliad.”
June 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Late to this party, I’m sure, but the resemblance between Lady Gaga and Missing Persons’ Dale Bozzio just struck me.
Lady Gaga on the set of Joker: Folie a Deux Dale Bozzio on the cover of Missing Persons’ ‘Spring Session M’
May 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Lack of education, training, license forcing Daniel David Palmer to practice “different brand of medicine.”
Top Story Boston's offensive inconsistencies, injuries forcing club to play 'different brand of baseball'
May 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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“Minecraft” but Steve is a Geno’s cheesesteak
Jack Black in Minecraft, his head is now a Philly cheesesteak. Cartoon bubbles read: “I!… am Steve!” “Whiz Wit!!”
May 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM