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geomantic.bsky.social
jo watergarden
@geomantic.bsky.social
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mistress of major thirds (tuning)
guitar poet
nature gothic

music: https://linktr.ee/wtrgrdn
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geomantic.bsky.social
this was harder than Beat Zico in Wipeout HD
Screenshot of the Steam achievement, "King of Snake", for the racing game BallisticNG. Its requirement reads: "Beat 0:59.17 on Ishtar Citadel Forward, Time Trial, Toxic Class with Nexus"
December 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
geomantic.bsky.social
at peace... yesterday
selfie of jo in a black turtleneck, looking into the camera with a half-dead expression. they are softly lit by sun from a window
November 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
geomantic.bsky.social
at peace with the ghosts today
selfie of jo in a black turtleneck, seemingly by a stream, surrounded by trees. the sun is illuminating, casting dark shadows and warm light
September 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
geomantic.bsky.social
perv on my heart
August 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
geomantic.bsky.social
such a bleeding heart
waist up selfie of jo in a dimly lit room, leaning on something out of frame, slightly hunched over. she's wearing an open, frumpled white button up and dark makeup, and is glowing with sweat. hair tells signs of a high heat. the photo is desaturated
August 17, 2025 at 4:56 AM
geomantic.bsky.social
I'm 32 now btw
a 3/4 profile of jo leaning up against a long mirror, wearing a black, loose, open button up. she has on dark, messy makeup and is staring at the camera same as previous image but now she is looking down at something same as previous image but she is now standing up and facing the camera straight, looking like she just got the news that she does in fact still live now a side profile shot of jo resting her hands against the mirror she was previously leaning on, wistfully observing herself
July 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
geomantic.bsky.social
yeah
selfie of jo in a dark room, lit by a single wall light. they are wearing a white, square knit tie, a green button up, and a black blazer
May 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
geomantic.bsky.social
pathways pathways pathways
April 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
geomantic.bsky.social
four cards to get to know me you say
Tortured Existence Enchantment Black, discard a creature card: return a creature card from graveyard to hand Grave Scrabbler Creature 2/2 Black, madness When it comes into play, if madness was paid, return creature from graveyard to hand Golgari Brownscale Creature 2/3 Green, dredge 2 When put into hand from graveyard gain 2 life Troll of Khazad-dum Creature 6/5 Black, swampcycling Cannot be blocked except by 3 or more creatures
April 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
geomantic.bsky.social
yeah
April 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
geomantic.bsky.social
yeah
selfie of jo capture in an ornate, gold mirror. lighting is dim and they are wearing a black overcoat, and black button up dress, with a black tie. The tie is tied in an elaborate eldridge knot, and has a cream colored cameo pinned to the middle of it. They are also wearing a blue cameo ring of the goddess Diana.
March 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
geomantic.bsky.social
alright what if I just post directly
March 2, 2025 at 5:21 AM
geomantic.bsky.social
also I can legally operate a vehicle now
cropped, black & white photo of jo from a driving permit
January 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
geomantic.bsky.social
a wizard pondering his orb but instead of an orb it's a collection of Wikipedia screeshots for harmonic concepts in music such as, "secondary chords", "chromatic mediant", and "minor plagal cadence".
September 28, 2024 at 11:16 PM
geomantic.bsky.social
sweat it out
waist up selfie of jo, wearing a black dress shirt, dark brown blazer, and a tie that looks like a northern pike. they're posed dramatically, with one arm up, in front of a light brown curtain. the scene is dimly lit, with slits of light coming in from the blinds same as previous image but they're now posed more stoically, looking directly into the camera, hand hanging down by their side
April 15, 2024 at 2:46 PM
geomantic.bsky.social
now I'm thinking about impromptu 2022 halloween
warm tone b&w selfie of jo in a black suit, with an unkempt white dress shirt. they have messy eyeshadow, lipstick, and a bloody chin--which their hand is resting on. vampiric implications same as the previous photo but they are now making a sly face and pricking their thumb with their canine teeth
February 28, 2024 at 4:07 AM
geomantic.bsky.social
I was serving girl bulge in the woods, if you even care
neck down selfie of jo sitting against a tree on mossy ground. they're wearing a loose blouse with an abstract black and green pattern dotted by vibrant red roses, and tight, high waisted black pants. they're holding a book
February 28, 2024 at 2:45 AM
geomantic.bsky.social
"I'm coming over, you better not be doing weird shit at karaoke"
me:
b&w photo of NY doo wop group Jackie and the Starlites; famous for their screamy contributions to the great tradition of the, "crying record". the group is on stage, holding lead singer Jackie La Rue while he wails
January 30, 2024 at 4:23 AM
geomantic.bsky.social
you thought I would joke about this?
a neck down selfie of jo wearing a fitted green shirt and black blazer, with a white, square end tie. they're posed with one hand in front, the other on their hip
January 22, 2024 at 9:26 PM
geomantic.bsky.social
Trans ppl reskeet with a nice pic of yourself
Dimly lit bust selfie of jo in dark, minimal makeup. They have long, wavy brunette hair, and are wearing an all black suit with a tie done in an ornate eldridge knot
January 12, 2024 at 9:33 PM
geomantic.bsky.social
I heard we're posting hand
close up b&w portrait photo of someone playing an electric guitar, stretched and posed hands prominent in the frame
December 28, 2023 at 3:58 AM
geomantic.bsky.social
🖤🥀
b&w portrait of a pale, androgynous figure with exceedingly long, dark and wavy hair. they're standing center frame in a long black overcoat, one hand over the waist tie. dense trees as the backdrop. the same figure, hands now in their pockets, hair blowing slightly back, and the coat open to reveal a pitch black outfit underneath. the backdrop is of the same trees, now dead and from an alternate angle. same as image two, but the figure is now closer to the camera, and posed at a slight three fourths angle, stray hair blowing in their face.
December 20, 2023 at 11:31 PM
geomantic.bsky.social
the only thing that's changed is how rotted my brain is. also I'm 30 now
forward facing selfie of jo in a brown turtleneck slightly forward facing selfie of jo in a black turtleneck
December 11, 2023 at 10:32 PM
geomantic.bsky.social
when the Classicalcel says something so free-timephobic you have to hit them with the Rosicrucian stare

...is this anything?
b&w drawing of French composer Erik Satie
December 7, 2023 at 11:01 PM
geomantic.bsky.social
breaking down
selfie of unshaved jo smoldering dead eyed into the camera, dramatically lit by gold light, and surrounded by darkness
November 26, 2023 at 6:43 PM