Geo
@geoh-no.bsky.social
29/He/Him
🔞Will post NSFW🔞
Exiled Florida Man, urbex enjoyer, habitual shitposter
Minors blocked on sight (nothing personnel, kid)
Haunted by @fluffyprince.bsky.social
Banner by @bossbunworks.bsky.social
🔞Will post NSFW🔞
Exiled Florida Man, urbex enjoyer, habitual shitposter
Minors blocked on sight (nothing personnel, kid)
Haunted by @fluffyprince.bsky.social
Banner by @bossbunworks.bsky.social
"He sucked off Bill Clinton, he sucked off Bill Clinton, you sucked off Bill Clinton... is there anyone else who's sucked off Bill Clinton I should know about?!"
November 15, 2025 at 2:23 PM
"He sucked off Bill Clinton, he sucked off Bill Clinton, you sucked off Bill Clinton... is there anyone else who's sucked off Bill Clinton I should know about?!"
jesus christ I was absolutely shithoused last night
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 PM
jesus christ I was absolutely shithoused last night
Pro tip: before you call the management office to report that the building is burning down, please check to make sure the "fire alarm" you're hearing isn't actually your alarm clock.
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Pro tip: before you call the management office to report that the building is burning down, please check to make sure the "fire alarm" you're hearing isn't actually your alarm clock.
Had a dream a while back that Bluesky added a "dislike" button that would send this image to your phone as a push notification if someone disliked your post. It was wildly unpopular
October 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Had a dream a while back that Bluesky added a "dislike" button that would send this image to your phone as a push notification if someone disliked your post. It was wildly unpopular
Working Tuesday-Saturday is the worst because everyone who works a normal schedule is like "Thank god it's Friday! Well, for me anyways."
October 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Working Tuesday-Saturday is the worst because everyone who works a normal schedule is like "Thank god it's Friday! Well, for me anyways."
Without downloading anything new - where are you today?
October 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Without downloading anything new - where are you today?
I'm no artist by any stretch of the imagination but I made this diagram to explain why I personally feel that the DOOM 3 shotgun is probably the worst weapon in gaming history
October 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I'm no artist by any stretch of the imagination but I made this diagram to explain why I personally feel that the DOOM 3 shotgun is probably the worst weapon in gaming history
I should have taken the sign more seriously
October 19, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I should have taken the sign more seriously
Day 10,822 of "it is what it is"
October 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Day 10,822 of "it is what it is"
Without downloading anything new - where are you mentally?
October 8, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Without downloading anything new - where are you mentally?
No cheating, post your lockscreen
October 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
No cheating, post your lockscreen
this guy sucks look at him
October 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
this guy sucks look at him
"HIT TRIANGLE RIGHT NOW!"
"Wha-"
"Wha-"
September 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
"HIT TRIANGLE RIGHT NOW!"
"Wha-"
"Wha-"
Looking forward to (maybe) getting lightly misted at 1am
September 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Looking forward to (maybe) getting lightly misted at 1am
All this rapture talk reminded me of my single favorite piece of bathroom graffiti of all time
September 23, 2025 at 1:22 PM
All this rapture talk reminded me of my single favorite piece of bathroom graffiti of all time