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He's got a Serta matrix at home.
December 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
He's got a Serta matrix at home.
So that's what a Japanese Wanted poster looks like? You must've been pretty busy!
November 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
So that's what a Japanese Wanted poster looks like? You must've been pretty busy!
Wouldn't it be easier, and just as original and informative, if they just stuck a new cover on God and Man at Yale or The Closing of the American Mind or Illiberal Education? "Them Perfessors Iz Awful, Amirite?" might be a good title, but there are probably better ones.
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Wouldn't it be easier, and just as original and informative, if they just stuck a new cover on God and Man at Yale or The Closing of the American Mind or Illiberal Education? "Them Perfessors Iz Awful, Amirite?" might be a good title, but there are probably better ones.
I'll draw a bath.
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I'll draw a bath.
Murder is gunboat diplomacy by other means.
October 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Murder is gunboat diplomacy by other means.
Liberté, égalité, fraternité. Et pas de Rois!
October 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Liberté, égalité, fraternité. Et pas de Rois!
Say what you will about Borowitz, but dammit he has the best headlines.
September 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Say what you will about Borowitz, but dammit he has the best headlines.
"When 97% of the stories are bad about a person, that's no longer free speech. It's a Constitutional crisis, it's a cry for help. The rule of law is hanging by a thread. That person is clearly a menace to everything decent and good."
September 20, 2025 at 2:48 AM
"When 97% of the stories are bad about a person, that's no longer free speech. It's a Constitutional crisis, it's a cry for help. The rule of law is hanging by a thread. That person is clearly a menace to everything decent and good."
I hope that if you write the book the title still has the word "might" in it. "The Constitution Broke America" seems a little more downbeat, somehow.
September 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I hope that if you write the book the title still has the word "might" in it. "The Constitution Broke America" seems a little more downbeat, somehow.
With all due respect, we have the outer bounds of an answer.
September 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
With all due respect, we have the outer bounds of an answer.
Watched Winter Kills on Criterion tonight. It almost makes Parallax seem sane.
September 18, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Watched Winter Kills on Criterion tonight. It almost makes Parallax seem sane.
I picked a bad week to give up cocaine
September 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I picked a bad week to give up cocaine
Yet, "Department of War Crimes" is maybe a little "too on the nose."
September 6, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Yet, "Department of War Crimes" is maybe a little "too on the nose."
Since the US Georgia has never been "on democracy's vanguard," it's pretty clear they're talking about the other one.
August 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Since the US Georgia has never been "on democracy's vanguard," it's pretty clear they're talking about the other one.
If everyone agreed with me, we'd all agree on everything. Wouldn't that be better than Arguing all the time?
August 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
If everyone agreed with me, we'd all agree on everything. Wouldn't that be better than Arguing all the time?
I gave my life to Christ in the parking lot, but once I saw the menu, I gave my life to chicken fried steak. I have no regrets.
August 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I gave my life to Christ in the parking lot, but once I saw the menu, I gave my life to chicken fried steak. I have no regrets.
So, she should stuff it in a Pringles can? Maybe Flaming Hot Cheetos?
August 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
So, she should stuff it in a Pringles can? Maybe Flaming Hot Cheetos?
"Rigor is for cucks."
August 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"Rigor is for cucks."
And for God's sake, don't get sliced cucumbers!
August 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
And for God's sake, don't get sliced cucumbers!
The entire Supreme Court exhibit in the new and improved Smithsonian will be Bork, Taney and "Big Balls," appointed Chief Justice between Trump's second and third terms.
August 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The entire Supreme Court exhibit in the new and improved Smithsonian will be Bork, Taney and "Big Balls," appointed Chief Justice between Trump's second and third terms.
"All in all, It's really not the money we saved, but the lives we ruined along the way."
August 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
"All in all, It's really not the money we saved, but the lives we ruined along the way."
Personally, I think mediums deserve income too. How else are they going to pay the rent?
August 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Personally, I think mediums deserve income too. How else are they going to pay the rent?
I Support Some of the Troops!
August 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I Support Some of the Troops!
We don't know what the future holds, but "actual historian" may turn out to be a better category than "faux historian."
August 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
We don't know what the future holds, but "actual historian" may turn out to be a better category than "faux historian."