Geoff Taylor
@geofftaylor3.bsky.social
I like my coffee like I see my kids. Once a fortnight.
Shared - Geoff.
Please share this, Geoff or otherwise. This has to stop.
November 17, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Shared - Geoff.
That's shocking. Not even any numbers or special characters in it. - Geoff
I have to return to clarify one detail. The first post from this account was genuinely a cruel hoax. Bluesky Support confirmed that prior to this post my password was changed to JEER TURD HORSEMEN. Make of that what you will.
November 17, 2024 at 6:42 PM
That's shocking. Not even any numbers or special characters in it. - Geoff
No wonder there was traffic on the way out! RIP Geoff - Geoff
I regret to inform you that Geoff Green has been murdered today. He was clutching his phone which had this app open. He was found face down in a bunker on his local golf course which I manage. Would just like to reiterate that this is not the kind of conduct we expect or accept at our golf course.
November 17, 2024 at 12:35 PM
No wonder there was traffic on the way out! RIP Geoff - Geoff
Someone’s having a bad day out there by the sounds of it!! Just heard someone scream out from the other end of the course. What a sore loser! - Geoff
Lovely morning for 18 holes! Just watching today though as I forgot that I sold my clubs! 😂 This gent has kindly asked me to get out of the way and stop taking photos, fair enough - Geoff
November 17, 2024 at 10:55 AM
Someone’s having a bad day out there by the sounds of it!! Just heard someone scream out from the other end of the course. What a sore loser! - Geoff
Lovely morning for 18 holes! Just watching today though as I forgot that I sold my clubs! 😂 This gent has kindly asked me to get out of the way and stop taking photos, fair enough - Geoff
November 17, 2024 at 8:27 AM
Lovely morning for 18 holes! Just watching today though as I forgot that I sold my clubs! 😂 This gent has kindly asked me to get out of the way and stop taking photos, fair enough - Geoff
Yep you've had a shocker there Geoff. - Geoff.
Only a murderer would let the beans touch the egg. J’accuse!
Morning!
November 16, 2024 at 9:48 AM
Yep you've had a shocker there Geoff. - Geoff.
Very stressful day. Reached out to the ex-missus for support. We're going to try and make it work. Geoff.
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November 15, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Very stressful day. Reached out to the ex-missus for support. We're going to try and make it work. Geoff.
A lot of innocent #geoffs being tried in the court of public opinion this morning. Stay safe out there. #notallgeoffs - Geoff.
November 15, 2024 at 1:44 PM
A lot of innocent #geoffs being tried in the court of public opinion this morning. Stay safe out there. #notallgeoffs - Geoff.
Excuse me?
Just what an [alleged] murderer would say
Just on here to sell my motor to pay the ex-missus, any takers?
November 15, 2024 at 12:56 PM
Excuse me?
Shocking. That's no way to use an Audi. Geoff.
We have heard from an anonymous source that Geoff Slater was tragically hit by a silver Audi convertible that was blaring out the song Uptown Funk by Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars. He was then put into the boot and driven away.
Any leads would be much appreciated.
Any leads would be much appreciated.
November 15, 2024 at 9:26 AM
Shocking. That's no way to use an Audi. Geoff.
RIP, sorted out my downstairs loo just before she left me, top man
RIP Geoff Slater who has sadly been murdered. Father, Plumber, Generous Lover, Divorced. He will be missed. ❤️
November 15, 2024 at 8:12 AM
RIP, sorted out my downstairs loo just before she left me, top man
Just on here to sell my motor to pay the ex-missus, any takers?
November 14, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Just on here to sell my motor to pay the ex-missus, any takers?