There are no building risers or branch lines anywhere near this area.

Don’t let the door hit you in the ass, motherfucker.

Apparently DOJ is filled with sandwich throwers, which is why we still have crime in American cities.

This is where I post from.

Meanwhile, I love that ferret-lover Ivee Gedell has volunteered at a no-kill animal shelter for the the last decade plus.

In fairness, it was pretty dumb for George to have his name stamped on the riot bricks!

Top 3…

#3: Turf toe squatting on a mat at my kid’s baby gymnastics class.

#2: Mallet finger awkwardly jamming my hand into my pocket to grab keys.

#1: Broken wrist punching a test-your-strength game at a mall in Tel Aviv, requiring surgery.

What do I win?

Not bad, but the ball is backwards, your fingers should be about a finger’s width apart, and the edge of your thumb should also be on a seam, directly between your index and middle fingers. :-)

“Ideas.”

Wild.

This is what my 8-year-old’s text threads look like. They’re currently working on a dance number for their third grade talent show.

BREAKING: The NYPD has released another photo of the alleged CEO shooter.

There’s always a…

I’m not sure what’s more idiotic, the idea that Twitter “keeps people together” in any positive, meaningful way, or that people who have fled Twitter would go crawling back to it if Bluesky ceased to exist. On the plus side, I’m happy to see Bill seems to have finally hired an editor.