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Be honest with me: did you ever see a bug cutting a rug down by the bay?
November 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Be honest with me: did you ever see a bug cutting a rug down by the bay?
Some people think it's a good idea to hurl playing cards at total strangers. But I disagree. I think it sends the wrong message.
November 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Some people think it's a good idea to hurl playing cards at total strangers. But I disagree. I think it sends the wrong message.
I was worried it was a red flag, but it turned out just to be a red herring.
November 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I was worried it was a red flag, but it turned out just to be a red herring.
I hope Trump falls down the stairs and dies.
November 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I hope Trump falls down the stairs and dies.
Obviously, I want Trump to die, not that it would solve all our problems. Unfortunately, I kind of think his evil fuels him and keeps him going. If he's ever removed from office, I expect he'll immediately collapse into dust, but I dunno about before then.
October 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Obviously, I want Trump to die, not that it would solve all our problems. Unfortunately, I kind of think his evil fuels him and keeps him going. If he's ever removed from office, I expect he'll immediately collapse into dust, but I dunno about before then.
If you want to marry someone, you should give them three potatoes per week without fail.
October 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
If you want to marry someone, you should give them three potatoes per week without fail.
Here's a Ukrainian operetta currently on operavision. It's pretty good, but there's one unexpected part that really stands out, and that's when, like seven minutes in, there's a real, actual air-raid alert, and the audience is directed to a shelter.
TIGER HUNTERS Beskorovainyi/Humaniuk/Reshitilov – Kyiv National Academic Operetta Theatre
YouTube video by OperaVision
www.youtube.com
October 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Here's a Ukrainian operetta currently on operavision. It's pretty good, but there's one unexpected part that really stands out, and that's when, like seven minutes in, there's a real, actual air-raid alert, and the audience is directed to a shelter.
'Tis said that one who is bitten by a cowboy is doomed to become a cowboy themselves. Or cowgirl, presumably.
October 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
'Tis said that one who is bitten by a cowboy is doomed to become a cowboy themselves. Or cowgirl, presumably.
'Tis said that one who is bitten by a cowboy is doomed to become a cowboy themselves. Or cowgirl, presumably.
October 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
'Tis said that one who is bitten by a cowboy is doomed to become a cowboy themselves. Or cowgirl, presumably.
Muppet Pamela; or, Muppet Virtue Rewarded.
Now look, I know most of you find that meaningless or, at the very least, not funny. But I have to say, to my sensibilities, it's one of the funniest concepts I've ever thought of. So.
Now look, I know most of you find that meaningless or, at the very least, not funny. But I have to say, to my sensibilities, it's one of the funniest concepts I've ever thought of. So.
October 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Muppet Pamela; or, Muppet Virtue Rewarded.
Now look, I know most of you find that meaningless or, at the very least, not funny. But I have to say, to my sensibilities, it's one of the funniest concepts I've ever thought of. So.
Now look, I know most of you find that meaningless or, at the very least, not funny. But I have to say, to my sensibilities, it's one of the funniest concepts I've ever thought of. So.
Every time an ICE agent falls down a flight of stairs and ends up paralyzed for life, an angel gets its wings.
October 4, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Every time an ICE agent falls down a flight of stairs and ends up paralyzed for life, an angel gets its wings.
Matt Murdoch (Daredevil) and Frank Castle (Punisher) must put aside their differences to overcome their common enemy: the Irish.
October 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Matt Murdoch (Daredevil) and Frank Castle (Punisher) must put aside their differences to overcome their common enemy: the Irish.
Is it a good idea to let your most insane, malignant people run your country? Opinions vary!
September 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Is it a good idea to let your most insane, malignant people run your country? Opinions vary!
I want JD Vance to be eaten by a diatryma.
September 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I want JD Vance to be eaten by a diatryma.
Of course, I'm familiar with flying a flag at half-mast, but does anyone know how to fly one at DOUBLE mast? I feel like we'll urgently need this information when he finally bites it.
September 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Of course, I'm familiar with flying a flag at half-mast, but does anyone know how to fly one at DOUBLE mast? I feel like we'll urgently need this information when he finally bites it.
NEWSFLASH: I'm hearing reports that Kirk's murder was witnessed by a drunken tramp, who proceeded to stare at his bottle of moonshine and then slowly pour it out, softly pledging "never again." More on this story as it develops.
September 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
NEWSFLASH: I'm hearing reports that Kirk's murder was witnessed by a drunken tramp, who proceeded to stare at his bottle of moonshine and then slowly pour it out, softly pledging "never again." More on this story as it develops.
I feel like I'm showing INCREDIBLY restraint by not linking to a certain Filter song.
September 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I feel like I'm showing INCREDIBLY restraint by not linking to a certain Filter song.
The best way to honor Charlie Kirk's memory would be to release the Epstein files.
September 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The best way to honor Charlie Kirk's memory would be to release the Epstein files.
Charlie Kirk was killed? Huh. Think I'll get stoned and binge-watch episodes of Loki.
September 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Charlie Kirk was killed? Huh. Think I'll get stoned and binge-watch episodes of Loki.
We endure nazi enormity after nazi enormity, and now I'm suddenly supposed to be upset because one of them reaped a tiny bit of the whirlwind? I think I may save my outrage. Keep my powder dry, as dem strategists like to say.
September 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
We endure nazi enormity after nazi enormity, and now I'm suddenly supposed to be upset because one of them reaped a tiny bit of the whirlwind? I think I may save my outrage. Keep my powder dry, as dem strategists like to say.
The new covid booster is currently available at wegmans in pa (and probably other states). No need to get an appointment or lie about your health status or anything.
September 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The new covid booster is currently available at wegmans in pa (and probably other states). No need to get an appointment or lie about your health status or anything.
In the future, it'll be weird to watch Iron Man 2, because it has an Elon Musk cameo, and you'll be like, huh. That guy we executed for crimes against humanity was in a Marvel movie? That's some surreal shit.
September 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
In the future, it'll be weird to watch Iron Man 2, because it has an Elon Musk cameo, and you'll be like, huh. That guy we executed for crimes against humanity was in a Marvel movie? That's some surreal shit.
If you're a Democratic candidate who's willing to throw trans people under the bus, why on earth would I assume you'd fight for ANY minority group?
August 31, 2025 at 5:50 PM
If you're a Democratic candidate who's willing to throw trans people under the bus, why on earth would I assume you'd fight for ANY minority group?
I just saw Captain Marvel, which I missed when it was new. The plot of this movie is, it's the '90s.
August 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I just saw Captain Marvel, which I missed when it was new. The plot of this movie is, it's the '90s.
If an ICE agent fell into a pit trap and was horribly impaled, I would have some type of reaction.
August 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
If an ICE agent fell into a pit trap and was horribly impaled, I would have some type of reaction.