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Geoff Smock
@geoffnotjeff87.bsky.social
Contributor, Journal of the American Revolution. History Teacher. Seattle Sports Fan. Sipper of Coffee. Learning: Wit: Wisdom
If you walk into T-Mobile Park tonight and are confused by the smell of fresh-cut hay, body odor, and cinnamon whiskey, it’s Wazzu Night at the M’s game.
July 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Julio taking pitches and making pitchers pitch to him…

That’s right, Julio: that plate is yours.
July 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Julio has had some of the TOOTBLANiest TOOTBLANs this season.
July 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Whenever a Mariner hits a grand slam, Dave Niehaus gives another angel in heaven its wings.

#TridentsUp🔱
May 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Ice blue, featuring the ⚓️, please and thank you 🙏
Tod Leiweke told Kraken season ticket holders today that a third jersey is officially coming next season. #SeaKraken
April 16, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Call it the Curse of the Steve Hutchison Transition Tag. #Seahawks
March 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Two lessons history teaches over and over again — and will be teaching once again, apparently:

1. Appeasing dictators in pursuit of peace leads to more war.

2. The quickest way to self-impose a recession is to levy tariffs on foreign imports.
March 4, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I don’t know who the leader of the free world is anymore.

I just know it isn’t the President of the United States.
March 1, 2025 at 4:53 AM
A lifelong Republican, I never thought I wouldn’t vote for the GOP nominee.

Then came Trump.

After Trump, I never thought I’d feel more contempt for another politician than I did him.

Then came JD Vance, who — unlike Trump, a toddler with a spray tan — knows better.
March 1, 2025 at 4:50 AM
🎶 And now you’re gonna believe us 🎶

#LFC
Another masterclass from our beloved Reds 🔥

The Road to Glory Continues 🏆
February 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
You kinda just have to have the Kraken on in the background as you direct most of your attention elsewhere at this point.
January 29, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Grubeaur is going to be beef jerky by the end of this game if the Kraken don’t stop leaving him out to dry.
January 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Yeah … I need the #Seahawks to get back to playing this late in the season again.
January 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Joey Daccord is the best player on the Kraken and it’s not particularly close.
January 24, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Ownership is going to be asking why they’re spending to the cap and getting so little from it.

And Ronny has got no answer for that. #SeaKraken
January 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
The fact of the matter is we won’t know if this #Seahawks season was a “success” or not until the end of next year.

If it proves to be a stepping stone, it was a success.

If we’re doing the 9-10 win, one-&-done at best thing for the 4th straight year, it will be a failure.
January 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
You can go a long way between one season and the next.

And the #Seahawks need to.
January 6, 2025 at 12:22 AM
They’re going to run a screen, Mike.
January 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
A rather whelming season all told, but #Seahawks fans have more reason to be excited than other fans towards their first year coaches except for maybe the Chargers and Commanders…?
January 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The #NFL got rid of one preseason game to add a 17th regular season game. Yet between teams out of it and most other teams resting starters ahead of the playoffs, these 17th regular season game look a lot like preseason games.
January 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Began and ended the year watching the @seattlekraken.com win. Here’s to many more victories this year. @epnewt610.bsky.social
January 2, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Oregon is playing like a team whose head coach is about to take a job elsewhere.
January 2, 2025 at 12:42 AM
You’ve gotta admire the University of Oregon football program: reinventing and redefining uniform ugliness week after week, year after year, for going on three decades now.

Today’s #RoseBowl combo might be their ugliest yet.
January 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Went 3-6 at home. Don’t deserve to go to the playoffs.
December 29, 2024 at 4:10 AM
All I want for Christmas is a leave-average infielder.
December 23, 2024 at 4:20 PM