Thanksgiving travel is being threatened by a potential winter storm that's currently moving eastward.

A harsh reminder that bland turkey and icy roads are the chains that bind us in eternal subjugation to the supreme and unyielding power of salt.

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California farmers are worried that Trump's mass deportations of immigrant laborers will impact their future produce harvests.

But Trump sees it as a win-win: fewer "illegals" plus no more Big Macs with "yucky greens".

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Putin has signed a law to erase debts for new recruits that enlist to fight in Ukraine.

Propaganda posters now read, "It is you who pick: bankruptcy or battlefield."

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Democrats claim that Tulsi Gabbard is unfit for Trump's National Intelligence Director position due to her close Russian ties.

Republicans replied, "Gabbard is the most qualified for the job with direct access to the Kremlin: Putin's already slid in her DMs."

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Social media giants have issued a dire warning to Australia as the proposed teen-ban looms:

"Without teens, we bid farewell to the golden age of the Vegemite Chug Challenge".

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