Geoffrey Martin
geoffiethekid.com
Geoffrey Martin
@geoffiethekid.com
Relax! Let's have some fun out here! This website's fun, OK? Fun, goddamn it.
Point Break
August 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
this is just how we communicate in Rahway, NJ
August 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Why Foo Fighters fired Josh Freese is the only remaining question. If it wasn’t to hire Taylor’s kid, then it was to… hire an equally competent drummer from another band? Was this a Metallica situation where they didn’t like him playing for the Vandals and APC during his time off? What could it be?
July 31, 2025 at 11:46 AM
HOF movie soundtrack
July 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
We put up a helluva fight
July 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I worked at a Bed Bath & Beyond in Boston and showed Chris Sarandon to the Krups coffee makers. On the way, I asked if he was an actor — he said yes. I asked if he was in Fright Night — he said yes. I said, “No way.” He said, “Way.”

He was clearly shopping for his kid heading off to college.
July 19, 2025 at 12:32 PM
My default is the opening verse to Wu-Tang’s “Triumph”. Seared into my brain. Got it down pat.
June 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
TOO HOT TO HANDLE TOO COLD TO HOLD THEYRE THE GHOSTBUSTERS AND THEYRE IN CONTROL
June 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Sadly, he couldn’t save Bed Bath and Beyond.
April 10, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Pink Lemonade Euphoria, please.
February 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
So good.
February 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
You’re a champion no matter what happens tonight, Austin.
February 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
the way he says those words
February 4, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Listen to your friend Tim Kaine. He’s a cool dude.
January 30, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I think there’s a lot of crossposting going on, but I hate the “meanwhile on the bird app” posts with a passion.
January 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
thought you were talking about the movie for a sec, probably a better option honestly
January 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Hahaaa first thought when I saw the victory sprint!
November 30, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Same.
November 29, 2024 at 1:26 AM