Geoff
@geoffh2025.bsky.social
I take photos. I play with Electrics. I own a dodgy knee. Stupid people get ignored, morons get blocked.
Scientists have also concluded that Bears shit in the woods and The Pope occasionally wears a silly hat.
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Scientists have also concluded that Bears shit in the woods and The Pope occasionally wears a silly hat.
It doesn't matter if your day is good or bad, there's always 1 Dickhead who will make it much worse.
November 23, 2025 at 10:28 AM
It doesn't matter if your day is good or bad, there's always 1 Dickhead who will make it much worse.
You can tell when she's lying quite easily. You'll see her mouth moving.
November 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
You can tell when she's lying quite easily. You'll see her mouth moving.
I'm ready to unseize Ukraine at a moment's notice.
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November 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I'm ready to unseize Ukraine at a moment's notice.
Oh look another accidental strike on a civilian building.
*Just for clarity and the hard of thinking, I am being sarcastic*
*Just for clarity and the hard of thinking, I am being sarcastic*
November 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Oh look another accidental strike on a civilian building.
*Just for clarity and the hard of thinking, I am being sarcastic*
*Just for clarity and the hard of thinking, I am being sarcastic*
1 word. Cylons.
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November 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
1 word. Cylons.
"Sooner or later, the day comes when you can't hide from the things you've done any more...."
November 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
"Sooner or later, the day comes when you can't hide from the things you've done any more...."
They have a certain look about them....
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November 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
They have a certain look about them....
It will never get to Lebanon either.
November 15, 2025 at 12:22 PM
It will never get to Lebanon either.
I always thought that Trump sucked but I never imagined it was literal.
November 15, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I always thought that Trump sucked but I never imagined it was literal.
2 bullets. Problem solved.
November 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
2 bullets. Problem solved.
Cool. They can finance Trump's invasion of Venezuela just like they financed Putin's invasion of Ukraine. 🙄
November 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Cool. They can finance Trump's invasion of Venezuela just like they financed Putin's invasion of Ukraine. 🙄
there isn't enough Mind Bleach in the world for this mental image 🤮
November 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
there isn't enough Mind Bleach in the world for this mental image 🤮
or was, in a previous life.
November 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
or was, in a previous life.
Looking at how it walks I suspect its pants are in the washing machine.
November 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Looking at how it walks I suspect its pants are in the washing machine.
People really should wear padded shorts when riding a bike...
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
People really should wear padded shorts when riding a bike...
Well it's not like they awarded contracts using their personal phone and then deleted/ refused to release the messages.
Hi Ursula, if you're looking in.
Hi Ursula, if you're looking in.
November 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Well it's not like they awarded contracts using their personal phone and then deleted/ refused to release the messages.
Hi Ursula, if you're looking in.
Hi Ursula, if you're looking in.
One must simply have one's shit from Temu.
November 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
One must simply have one's shit from Temu.
Pilot to Passengers - "watch this"
Passengers -
Passengers -
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November 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Pilot to Passengers - "watch this"
Passengers -
Passengers -
She's probably being held prisoner in a Virtual Basement.
November 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
She's probably being held prisoner in a Virtual Basement.
I can't decide which is worse, the flying or the filming 😂
November 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I can't decide which is worse, the flying or the filming 😂
"Mmmm work's a bit short, how can we extend this contract?"
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November 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
"Mmmm work's a bit short, how can we extend this contract?"
and I may win the lottery tomorrow.
November 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
and I may win the lottery tomorrow.
I wonder how he sits down with Putin’s hand up his arse operating the controls?
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I wonder how he sits down with Putin’s hand up his arse operating the controls?