Geoff Green [RIP]
@geoffgreen4.bsky.social
come back janet
[this account has been memorialised due to him being the second divorced Geoff to be murdered in a matter of days.]
[this account has been memorialised due to him being the second divorced Geoff to be murdered in a matter of days.]
Paramedics have suggested Geoff was clubbed to death by two strikes from separate golf clubs. As the hole was a par 3, a member of my staff joked that Geoff’s death was technically a birdie. That member of staff is being disciplined internally.
I regret to inform you that Geoff Green has been murdered today. He was clutching his phone which had this app open. He was found face down in a bunker on his local golf course which I manage. Would just like to reiterate that this is not the kind of conduct we expect or accept at our golf course.
November 17, 2024 at 12:11 PM
Paramedics have suggested Geoff was clubbed to death by two strikes from separate golf clubs. As the hole was a par 3, a member of my staff joked that Geoff’s death was technically a birdie. That member of staff is being disciplined internally.
I regret to inform you that Geoff Green has been murdered today. He was clutching his phone which had this app open. He was found face down in a bunker on his local golf course which I manage. Would just like to reiterate that this is not the kind of conduct we expect or accept at our golf course.
November 17, 2024 at 12:08 PM
I regret to inform you that Geoff Green has been murdered today. He was clutching his phone which had this app open. He was found face down in a bunker on his local golf course which I manage. Would just like to reiterate that this is not the kind of conduct we expect or accept at our golf course.
what do you mean the green it's all green
November 17, 2024 at 10:40 AM
what do you mean the green it's all green
yes i know where that is i'm on my way
November 17, 2024 at 8:56 AM
yes i know where that is i'm on my way
janet is that you?! just seen this late night where are you I will run to you 👍
Hi, this is Geoff's girlfriend Janet. Geoff didn't come home last night, which is strange as he normally loves coming home. Noticed he has a lot of friends on here for some reason. Does anyone know where he might be?
November 17, 2024 at 8:17 AM
janet is that you?! just seen this late night where are you I will run to you 👍
no she's the love of my life
janet is honestly heartless
November 16, 2024 at 9:49 AM
no she's the love of my life
what is happening
November 15, 2024 at 1:30 PM
what is happening
they're killing geoffs now janet is this what you want. do you want me to die.
We have heard from an anonymous source that Geoff Slater was tragically hit by a silver Audi convertible that was blaring out the song Uptown Funk by Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars. He was then put into the boot and driven away.
Any leads would be much appreciated.
Any leads would be much appreciated.
November 15, 2024 at 9:24 AM
they're killing geoffs now janet is this what you want. do you want me to die.
just heard our song on the wireless. i remember when we were livin' it up in the city. still could janet call me
November 15, 2024 at 8:16 AM
just heard our song on the wireless. i remember when we were livin' it up in the city. still could janet call me
what have i done
November 14, 2024 at 11:37 PM
what have i done
hearing you're courting another man called geoff is this true
November 14, 2024 at 12:58 PM
hearing you're courting another man called geoff is this true
i would do anythin to get you back if you're reading janet. even murder
November 14, 2024 at 9:33 AM
i would do anythin to get you back if you're reading janet. even murder
janet if your reading this come back
November 14, 2024 at 1:46 AM
janet if your reading this come back