@karencuthbert.bsky.social : What are you using for a bin, Geoff?
Me: .....the floor :(
Me: .....the floor :(
April 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
@karencuthbert.bsky.social : What are you using for a bin, Geoff?
Me: .....the floor :(
Me: .....the floor :(
@karencuthbert.bsky.social upon laying eyes on the pizza I ordered: "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???"
April 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
@karencuthbert.bsky.social upon laying eyes on the pizza I ordered: "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???"
"I'll be supportive, but determined....giving you correct ideas" @karencuthbert.bsky.social , completely unprompted. Hadn't spoken for an hour prior, as she'd been sleeping.
April 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
"I'll be supportive, but determined....giving you correct ideas" @karencuthbert.bsky.social , completely unprompted. Hadn't spoken for an hour prior, as she'd been sleeping.
A blessed and fruitful Rex Manning Day to you and yours.
April 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
A blessed and fruitful Rex Manning Day to you and yours.
"You said 'my briefcase', and I'm thinking it's a briefcase full of cake...don't know" - @karencuthbert.bsky.social
April 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
"You said 'my briefcase', and I'm thinking it's a briefcase full of cake...don't know" - @karencuthbert.bsky.social
We found our local - @karencuthbert.bsky.social
March 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
We found our local - @karencuthbert.bsky.social
Me: How you feeling?
@karencuthbert.bsky.social : A little chestnut.
Me: What?
Karen: Sneak in the back and pretend that we're stage crew. [unintelligible] I was the age that you thought I'd be!
@karencuthbert.bsky.social : A little chestnut.
Me: What?
Karen: Sneak in the back and pretend that we're stage crew. [unintelligible] I was the age that you thought I'd be!
March 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Me: How you feeling?
@karencuthbert.bsky.social : A little chestnut.
Me: What?
Karen: Sneak in the back and pretend that we're stage crew. [unintelligible] I was the age that you thought I'd be!
@karencuthbert.bsky.social : A little chestnut.
Me: What?
Karen: Sneak in the back and pretend that we're stage crew. [unintelligible] I was the age that you thought I'd be!
"I dinna where I put my fork....my sipper....my...fuck me"
Fully lucid @karencuthbert.bsky.social , trying and failing to remember the word "straw"
Fully lucid @karencuthbert.bsky.social , trying and failing to remember the word "straw"
March 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
"I dinna where I put my fork....my sipper....my...fuck me"
Fully lucid @karencuthbert.bsky.social , trying and failing to remember the word "straw"
Fully lucid @karencuthbert.bsky.social , trying and failing to remember the word "straw"
Me: Hey Karen, what have we been talking about?
@karencuthbert.bsky.social : Umm.........homestyle?
We had not been talking about homestyle.
@karencuthbert.bsky.social : Umm.........homestyle?
We had not been talking about homestyle.
March 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Me: Hey Karen, what have we been talking about?
@karencuthbert.bsky.social : Umm.........homestyle?
We had not been talking about homestyle.
@karencuthbert.bsky.social : Umm.........homestyle?
We had not been talking about homestyle.
"...animals....house....plenary...." @karencuthbert.bsky.social
Those are the only actual words I could work out in between the incoherent mumbling. Aaaaaand she's asleep again.
Those are the only actual words I could work out in between the incoherent mumbling. Aaaaaand she's asleep again.
March 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"...animals....house....plenary...." @karencuthbert.bsky.social
Those are the only actual words I could work out in between the incoherent mumbling. Aaaaaand she's asleep again.
Those are the only actual words I could work out in between the incoherent mumbling. Aaaaaand she's asleep again.
In reference to the decorations on our plush golden retriever's backpack:
"You know that the pink pompom and the star come from the big bad document...the, umm....[immediately sleeping]" @karencuthbert.bsky.social
"You know that the pink pompom and the star come from the big bad document...the, umm....[immediately sleeping]" @karencuthbert.bsky.social
March 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
In reference to the decorations on our plush golden retriever's backpack:
"You know that the pink pompom and the star come from the big bad document...the, umm....[immediately sleeping]" @karencuthbert.bsky.social
"You know that the pink pompom and the star come from the big bad document...the, umm....[immediately sleeping]" @karencuthbert.bsky.social
"Craig Ferguson just said 'Joe's my left hand, and Chris is my right hand'" - @karencuthbert.bsky.social
March 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
"Craig Ferguson just said 'Joe's my left hand, and Chris is my right hand'" - @karencuthbert.bsky.social
I feel seen, and loved.
March 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I feel seen, and loved.
Maaan, those some default ass subtitles.
March 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Maaan, those some default ass subtitles.
Started Evangelion with @karencuthbert.bsky.social . She's in for some crushing disappointment. Also some major icks. Also SO MUCH COOL SHIT.
March 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Started Evangelion with @karencuthbert.bsky.social . She's in for some crushing disappointment. Also some major icks. Also SO MUCH COOL SHIT.
After showing Karen a video of someone doing a turtle impression:
Karen: Occupational hazard.
Me: Occupational hazard of what?
Karen: Researchers. Lecturers. [pause] No, because they don't work the ocean.
She then proceeded to eat a napkin, and fall asleep again, all within 15 seconds.
Karen: Occupational hazard.
Me: Occupational hazard of what?
Karen: Researchers. Lecturers. [pause] No, because they don't work the ocean.
She then proceeded to eat a napkin, and fall asleep again, all within 15 seconds.
March 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
After showing Karen a video of someone doing a turtle impression:
Karen: Occupational hazard.
Me: Occupational hazard of what?
Karen: Researchers. Lecturers. [pause] No, because they don't work the ocean.
She then proceeded to eat a napkin, and fall asleep again, all within 15 seconds.
Karen: Occupational hazard.
Me: Occupational hazard of what?
Karen: Researchers. Lecturers. [pause] No, because they don't work the ocean.
She then proceeded to eat a napkin, and fall asleep again, all within 15 seconds.